Kim Kardashian is doing all she can to distract folks from the possibility that she really did get her butt stuck in Kanye West’s gold toilet seat.
How else to explain her social media photo barrage after months and months of silence?
On Tuesday, Kardashian celebrated the new year by updating her Facebook profile and by sharing a video of her and her family spending some precious time at home.
And now the reality star has taken an even bigger step in her return to the pop culture universe:
She’s posted her first selfie of 2017!
Wait, that deserves more exclamation marks:
She’s posted her first selfie of 2017!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s not that we’ve been keeping track of Kim Kardashian selfies in the new year (we swear, we haven’t!); it’s just that Kim herself revealed this fact in the caption of the image.
"First selfie of 2017 w my mama," the 36-year old wrote on Snapchat along with the photo.
She’s sitting in the backseat of a car in the picture, flashing a peace sign and still rocking that ridiculous lip ring.
Elsewhere on Wednesday, Kardashian posted her second photo to Facebook in two days, this time posing sweetly with son Saint West.
And in case you weren’t certain who was in the picture, Kim captioned it with the words "my son."
She also included a heart emoji.
Kardashian has been spending a great deal of time at home with Saint and daughter North over the past three months.
She was robbed at gunpoint while in Paris back on October 3, somehow surviving a harrowing experience that featured her hands being tied behind her back and a group of armed assailants demanding to know the location of her jewelry.
They eventually made off with over $4 million worth of Kim’s property.
Kim was so shaken up by the incident that she took an extended break from social media.
She hasn’t said a word about what happened, either.
But numerous sources have said that the mother of two was afraid for her life, screaming at the robbers that she has two young children at home.
Then, late last year, just as Kim was reportedly prepared to return to the spotlight, Kanye was hospitalized for some kind of nervous breakdown.
He spent nine days under the supervision of doctors and is allegedly still seeking professional help.
These events have supposedly taken their toll on Kimye, with Kim and Kanye divorce rumors running rampant around the Internet.
Will the couple actually take this legal step?
We doubt it, but neither star has come out and shot the chatter down.
Although one of the latest pictures Kim shared online was the following snapshot of her, her kids and her husband. She wrote "family" as a caption.
Might this have been her simple way of telling everyone to chill the heck out because all is good between her and Kanye?
Or it was her way of positioning herself as a strong family person so that she can use that against West when the two do eventually split.
It’s hard to say at this point.
We’re just glad that Kim Kardashian is back in our lives. We missed her breasts.