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We’re not quite sure what Lindsay is for Halloween, except for Hot

Lindsay Lohan stripped down to her bright pink lingerie, and captioned the photo, "#halloweencostume #halloweenisaworkout#halloween #everydaywewearpink and no filter." 

While another possibility of Lindsay’s costume could be "drunk" – what even are those hashtags? "Halloween is a workout?" "Every day we wear pink and no filter?"  

Lindsay Lohan Lingerie Pink Halloween Photo

What does it all even mean? 

Later she shared another snap, this one much more demure, and featured friends with some of the biggest lips you’ve ever seen in your life. 

She’d apparently changed her mind about the costume, and said, “Sorry I couldn’t spend tonight with my beautiful friends."

"Off to bed before early flight to Turkey.”

Wrong, ah, holiday, girl, but okay. Turkey. 

This snap, she captioned, "Left too soon." 

Lindsay Lohan and Friends Instagram Photo

We aren’t exactly fluent in Lindsay language (who is), but perhaps there’s someone out there who can decipher her nonsensical ramblings. 

Her captions are always okay, but when it comes to her hashtagging, stuff just seems to fall apart. 

She might be embarrassing herself mildly on social media – though there’s absolutely nothing to be ashamed of over that body, dang – but it’s not nearly as bad as what happened earlier this month.

You all remember what went down at the newly-opened, hilariously-named night club, Lohan, right?

During the fete, Lindsay had an epic night club meltdown, where she told off the patrons of her namesake club. 

Lindsay Lohan Tells Nightclub Crowd to

Trying to get the crowd’s attention, she said, "[I have to say] a really important thing."

"I just want everyone to …" she trailed off.

"Shut the f–k up!" Lindsay shouted.

"No, seriously, please," she begged.

"Just stop talking and listen for a second."

"I’m not going to speak until you stop," she whined, pleading her case, even as everyone but her realized her plea fell upon deaf ears.

Needless to say, the audience did not heed her warning and kept right on doing their thing, and Lohan ended up looking pretty foolish. 

So embarrassing. 

But hey. 

Lindsay Lohan Topless 2016 Photo

If the above "Halloween" snap is progress for progress’ sake, we’ll take it every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

After all, it seems like she’s severed ties with her abusive ex, Egor Tarabasov, and for that, we can be eternally thankful. 

With that said, and switching gears … can we get the real deal on what’s happening with Lindsay Lohan for Halloween? 

Today’s the big day … after a month of preparation, she must have some idea of what she’s talking about, right?  

Come on, girl. We’re begging you. 

Don’t let us down, okay?