Chris Brown vs. Donald Trump.
If ever there was a clash of egos to bring about the Douchepocalypse foretold in the Book of Douchey Revelations, surely this is the one. And it’s all going down thanks to a couple of crazy Instagram rants posted by Chris. Who knew he had such a temper?!
Earlier today, a video of Caitlyn Jenner singing Trump’s praises emerged online, so we guess he broke even in terms of celebrity endorsements no one cares about.
In addition to the video above, Chris posted a lengthy anti-Trump rant, which we’ve reproduce in full, because we really don’t wanna make Breezy any more pissed off than he already is:
"F–K TRUMP AND F–K THE PIGS! TO SEE THIS EVIL SH-T IS SO WRONG! GOD WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE! TRUST ME!
"WITHOUT OUR BLACK CULTURE, ASIAN CULTURE, LATIN CULTURE, MUSLIMS, AND ANY RACE THAT YOU DONT APPROVE OF HELP YOU TO BE WHO THE F–K YOU ARE. NOT TO MENTION WE ARE THE MOST CREATIVE,OPPRESSED, resilient, And HARD WORKERS, without out us your just another simple minded scared little man.
"WHEN MAKE FASHION, WE MAKE WHITE ARTIST WANNA BE US, White girls singing R&B OLD VIBE SONGS and its the best thing since sliced bread? BRANDY AND BEYONCE SING CIRCLES AROUND YALL CLONES!
"Until the people in these power positions start showing humility and a actual love for everyone in AMERICA and the whole world. Ain’t nobody stupid my n-gga. People are so afraid to say sh-t because y’all just find a way to kill our leaders!!!! WHO THE F–K U THINK CLEANS YOUR HOTELS AND WORKS HARD TO FEED A WHOLE FAMILY. US!
"YOU A B-TCH,, ALWAYS BEEN A P–SY! I ain’t running for no political offices nor don’t I want to be apart of the division of (Devil) race. FIRST THING YALL do IS BRING GOD IN it.
"DONT PLAY WITH POWERS U don’t understand. Ok… Ok…ok… ALL JOKES ASIDE,……F–K TRUMP! #F–KTRUMP"
Obviously, Chris is angry about the recent violence at Trump rallies, much of it targeted at young black protesters.
There are some solid points in there, but of course, they’re mixed in with the usual seething-Breezy mumbo jumbo.
Suffice it to say, Chris probably won’t be pulling the lever for the Donald in November.
Fortunately for Trump, he still has Kanye in his corner.