Lindsay Lohan Gives Shoutout to Cocaine Kingpin Pablo Escobar, Begs For Roles on Instagram

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It's no secret that Lindsay Lohan loves cocaine.

The girl loves her booger sugar so much she's endorsed Brazilian political candidates on the basis of their lax stances on transporting blow into the US.

If drugs weren't involved, getting Lindsay Lohan to give a sh-t about politics would be like training your cat to fetch the paper and then read it to you.

Anyway, Linds once again expressed her fondness for yayo and the kingpins who sling it in a bizarre Instagram post paying tribute to notorious Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar:

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Narcos Pablo Escobar Photo

Lindsay posted a screen shot reading, "Magical realism is defined as what happens when a highly detailed, realistic setting is invaded by something too strange to believe."

Fans of the Netflix series Narcos - which centers around the incredibly violent and lucrative exploits of Escobar and his Medellin Cartel -  will recognize it as the show's epigram. 

In case her point was too subtle for you, Lindsay hashtagged the pic, "#SugarMan."

It may seem strange for an actress with a well-documented cocaine problem to give a shout-out to the man who made his billions smuggling literal tons of the stuff into the US (taking just a few hundred lives in the process) but that's Lindsay for ya.

The timing is more than a bit odd, as Lindsay is attempting to jumpstart her career at the moment, and reminding potential employers of her long criminal history is probably not the best method of weaseling her way back into their good graces.

Of course, it probably doesn't matter, as her comeback seemed pretty lame and half-assed from the start, anyway.

In addition to her continued efforts to make a Mean Girls sequel happen, Lindsay has been jawing on social media about how totes awesome a Carmen San Diego movie would be.

Now, if only producers knew where to find a redheaded actress who could really inhabit the role of a sketchy criminal who travels to foreign lands to avoid prosecution.

Wait a minute...we've got it! Someone get Rachel McAdams on the phone!

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Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
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Lindsay Dee Lohan

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