Forget all the talk surrounding Bruce Jenner these days.
In Touch Weekly instead would like readers to focus on a different story surrounding the Kardashian family at the moment:
The fact that Scott Disick totally had sex with both Khloe Kardashian and Kylie Jenner!!!!!
An anonymous insider tells the tabloid that Disick “hooked up” with Khloe some time in 2014, back when “she was going through a tough time with Lamar and Kourtney had kicked Scott out."
Disick and Kardashian, who have always been tight, "bonded over their shared misery," this issue writes, adding:
"They were drinking and one thing led to another."
Hmmm... it is true that Disick likes to drink.
Elsewhere, another anonymous source says a “drunken Scott” told a friend “over Super Bowl weekend that he’d slept with” Kylie Jenner “around New Year’s.”
Dude really has to make up his mind, huh?!?
"Kourtney is devastated, and now the family is at war,” In Touch Weekly writes, explaining that “the siblings might not recover from this one."
The tabloid also wonders whether Kourtney will ever "forgive her sisters completely,” and states she may even go “years” without talking to Khloe.
Could you blame her?!? What would you do if you're three-time baby daddy slept with, like, ALL your siblings?!?
All this, and Kris Jenner slept with Lamar Odom. What a crazy time to be a member of that family!!!!