According to various recent reports, Kim Kardashian is feuding with Kendall Jenner because the latter refuses to credit the former for helping with her modeling career.
According to the new issue of Star Magazine, Kourtney Kardashian has even more of a reason to be feuding with her half-sibling:
Because Kendall is sleeping with Scott Disick!!!!!
The hilarious cover story screams that Kendall and Scott are “dead” to Kourtney because, as the article inside reads, Disick “may have committed the ultimate betrayal” by getting it on with Kendall.
Supposedly, a pal of Kourtney and Scott’s told the former that Jenner and Disick first slept together when Kourtney was pregnant with her third child.
The nerve, right?!?
“Her friend had heard that Scott and Kendall had sex during a night of partying and told Kourtney that they’d been sending steamy texts to each other ever since,” this alleged insider tells Star.
“At first, Kourtney was in complete shock and disbelief. But after she processed the information, she was devastated. She yelled, ‘They’re dead to me!'”
Rumors of Disick and Kardashian breaking up have been running rampant for years, of course.
Typically, however, Scott's liver has been considered the basis for an eventual split, not his wandering penis. Especially not his wandering penis as it relates to his quasi half-sister.
But, hey, crazier things have happened. Or, to be more accurate, crazier things have been reported on by supermarket tabloids.
Did you hear, for instance, that Selena Gomez is pregnant and alone?!?