Chris Brown is many things - a woman beater, an ex-con, an egomaniac - we hear he even finds time to perform music now and then.
But the one thing you'll never hear anyone say about Chris Brown (aside from, "What a nice guy!") is that he's shy.
So why, oh why did Breezy lock his Instagram page today?
Granted, it's been a tumultuous week for the singer/felon, what with the revelation that Chris is a father, having knocked up side-piece Nia Guzman while still dating Karrueche Tran.
There was some predictable fallout after the news broke, such as Karrueche dumping Chris like the sack of human garbage that he is, but after that, things got weird.
For starters, Chris gave a shout-out to Karrueche on Instagram. After that, he went and made his page private.
That might not sound so strange, but you've gotta remember that Chris relies on attention the way that most mammals need oxygen.
If we had to guess, we would say that Chris took a ton of abuse from Karrueche fans after he tried to re-open the lines of communication.
After all, K-Tran did just go all T-Swift, promising that she would NEVER get back together with Brown. He might have picked a bad time to try and make nice.