Last night, the world learned that Chris Brown is a father.
The news was stunning, particularly as Chris' longtime girlfriend Karrueche Tran showed no signs of being pregnant.
It was later revealed that Breezy's baby mama is a 31-year-old "friend" and former model named Nia.
There's no word on how long Karrueche has known about the love child, or whether or not she and Chris were dating at the time that Chris knocked Nia up. (These two break up and get back together more than Justin and Selena.)
Whatever the case, Karrueche made it clear today that she's through with Chris and his philandering ways. For now, at least...
"Listen. One can only take so much," Karrueche tweeted moments ago. "The best of luck to Chris and his family. No baby drama for me."
Well, she couldn't make it much more clear than that. Of course, like we said, Chris and Karrueche break up about once a month, so we'll see if it actually sticks this time.
You would think a surprise baby would be enough to convince this poor girl to keep her distance permanently, but Chris has cheated on Karrueche in the past, and she always comes back for more.
In the meantime, we're still waiting on key details like the baby's name and photos of Nia to emerge. Get to work, Breezy Sleuths!