Okay, a lot's happened between Selena Gomez, Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom, and Justin Bieber, so here's a brief recap:
Back in October, there were reports that Kerr and Bloom split because of Bieber, as Justin had apparently seduced Miranda at a Victoria's Secret fashion show. No, really. That's what people were saying.
Then, in April, it was rumored that Gomez and Bloom were dating. Justin was understandably not pleased by the news of a possible revenge-bang.
Like the build-up to a world war, all of these events happened so quickly that it was hard to make sense of them while frantically stocking your bomb shelter with canned goods.
Then it happened: the Rumble in Ibiza. Yes, Bloom threw a punch at Bieber while they were both partying in Spain. He could've been the greatest hero the world has ever known...were it not for the fact that he totally swung and missed.
You'd think it would all be over after that, but tensions are still high between Bloom and Bieber, and Justin has reportedly been avoiding Miranda like the plague during Paris Fashion Week.
So why has Kerr been spotted hanging out with Gomez in Paris?! We'll give you a second to go back and review all the drama that's transpired involving the two of them.
Despite all of that, Selena and Miranda have reportedly been partying it up for Fashion Week.
Does this mean Miranda never banged the Biebs? Or maybe Justin and Selena are broken up again!
After all, Bieber and Kendall Jenner were spotted on what appeared to be a dinner date earlier this week. Maybe Selena's getting Justin back by hanging with the woman who strikes fear into his heart.
In any event, things are getting weird in Paris. We get the feeling this Fashion Week will change everything. The only thing we're still sure of is that Miranda Kerr is insanely hot: