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It’s an October tradition, even more so than the San Francisco Giants appearing in the World Series or Kim Kardashian celebrating a birthday:

Women going out for Halloween with very little clothing on.

Indeed, across this great country, females have turned October into National Dress However You Want Without Being Called a Skank Day. 

We’ve already seen sexy Frozen Halloween costumes get released in honor of this celebration… but those outfits have nothing on the pieces of attire featured in this gallery.

There’s a skanky clown costume. And a skanky slice of pizza costume. Really.

Wanna dress like a skanky crayon? If so … weird. But good news: you can!

We kid you not, there’s even a skanky Oompa Loompa costume.

What does it look like? Grit your teeth and find out now!