How have women managed to make these Halloween costumes so very skanky? We have no idea. But they've definitely managed to do so.
You'll wanna take your time while picking these kernels from between your teeth!
Slutty Killer Whale
Wow. What a mighty big blow hole you have.
Olaf was many things in Frozen. Sexy was not one of them.
Who out there wants to be my Ernie?
I'll be any color you want me to be!
Slutty Cab Driver
Wanna honk my horn? Pay my tab? Stick your penis in me?
Slutty Real Estate Agent
Forget closing costs. You'll be paying the opening (my legs) costs!
Slutty French Fries
A sexy, salty treat!
How do you like your crust? On the bottom or the top?
This is just wrong on absolutely every level.
Where is this Waldo? In your bed if you play your cards right!
You may wanna skip any manual stimulation with this one.
Go ahead and do anything you want with me!
Slutty Sherlock Holmes
May I investigate your crotch?
Slutty Pizza Delivery Person
Just the tip? I'll need more than that!
I know how to juggle balls. Hehe.
Slutty Oompa Loompa
Yes, this costume actually exists. We give up.