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Here at The Hollywood Gossip, we do our best to help singles meet their match.

Over the past several months, we’ve warned readers against using these 27 awful pick-up lines. Seriously, you should stay away from them if you wanna tap any booty.

We’ve also pointed out 29 sexts that didn’t accomplish their goals for one key reason: they weren’t actually sexy. In any way, shape or form.

But now we’re here for the opposite reason, as the following gallery runs down 16 Tinder come-ons that somehow, actually, against-all-odds-and-common-sense… worked!

Keep in mind that these were used on TINDER, an app that is typically only used by the horniest of men and women.

So you may not wanna go around just telling women about your proclivity for ass eating or your desire to "book a cruise" all over their chest. Click around and you’ll soon understand that reference: