Lindsay Lohan moved to London so that she could avoid being scrutinized by the press.
Apparently no one told her that British tabloids are notorious worldwide for publishing total BS stories. Like this one for example:
The Sun claims that Lindsay was recently spotted running naked through high-end London department store Selfridge's.
"Lindsay took some items into the changing room," a "source" tells the paper. "Halfway through she ran out of the room with nothing on and was chased by members of staff who were trying to cover her up."
Other shoppers apparently had no problem identifying Lohan as there is not a single other redheaded, freckled ginger in the UK.
In actual Lindsay news, Lohan and Kate Moss are reportedly feuding as a result of Lindsay's relationship with Kate's ex-husband, Jamie Hince.
Hopefully, some enterprising tabloid will do a mash-up of these stories and we'll get a detailed report of a nude cat fight between Lohan and Moss.
In the meantime, enjoy the below gallery of Lindsay stumbling around London, looking like the very picture of sobriety.
At first we were happy to see her go, but if she's gonna make a habit of streaking we might have ask for her back!