Jason Biggs may have starred opposite Tara Reid in American Pie, but let's just say the actor wouldn't stick his You Know What Into her You Know Where these days.
Appearing on Joan Rivers' Internet show this week, Biggs was asked to choose between Reid and Lindsay Lohan.
Which star would he prefer to make into his warm, gooey chunk of american pie?
"Lindsay Lohan stays," Biggs replied. "She’s got nice boobs. She really does. Lindsay’s got nice boobs."
But what about Reid?
"Tara’s body, I don’t know what’s going on with it. I don’t think she ever knows what’s going on with it," Biggs laughed, adding:
"No one knows what’s going on with Tara’s body."
This isn't the first controversial statement Biggs has ever made.
We mean... she pretty much is. But no need to say that aloud, man.