Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has been back in the news lately, which is exciting if you're the kind of person who reflects fondly on Charlie Sheen's meltdown, but highly triggering if you're disturbed by the sight of track marks wending their way through an archipelago of ginger freckles.

We kid LiLo, of course.

It's only been eight months since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG, but the former reality star has already embarked on a new career.

Currently, Farrah is seeking a partner who's willing to strip down, strap on some protection, and sweat it out on camera.

It's been almost six months since David Eason was fired by MTV, but apparently, Jenelle Evans' repugnant husband is still pissed about being unceremoniously kicked to the curb.

In fact, pretty much every time the network makes a major personnel decision, Eason takes to social media to throw a public temper tantrum.

Paris Hilton is celebrating #ThrowbackThursday a few hours early.

But she isn't doing it via some memorable or funny photos from several years ago.

Once America’s favorite troubled teen, treated with scorn and sexism, Lindsay Lohan is now our greatest export and is in a better place than ever before.

So teases the sub-headline of a New York Times profile of Lohan, who was actually once a very famous singer and actress.

It is totally, completely and awesomely on between Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan.

The former sex tape star and the ongoing trainwreck exchanged barbs online yesterday, getting the Internet excited for one of the most anticipated feud of the modern era.

Lindsay Lohan may not have a successful movie career at the moment.

Or television career.

Hey, remember a hot minute ago when Lindsay Lohan rushed to Harvey Weinstein's defense, shamed his wife for leaving him, and suggested that because Weinstein had never assaulted her, these multiple other actresses must be lying?

That was what you call a "bad take."