Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession...
Lindsay Lohan: Did She Convert to Islam?
Over the past couple years Lindsay Lohan has taken her career to a place that everyone saw coming (the gutter), and her persona in a direction that very few anticipated.
Casting aside the washed-up trainwreck image that she's worked so hard to cultivate, Lindsay has adopted a sort of Carmen San Diego-meets-Angelina-Jolie persona, wherein she talks with a fake foreign accent and pretends to understand international politics.
Lindsay Lohan Deletes All Instagram Pics, Posts Arabic Message
Over the years, we've grown quite accustomed to erratic behavior from Lindsay Lohan.
But even having spent the past decade or so marveling at the new and interesting places that LiLo's been able to take her career as a former actress and professional trainwreck, we still never saw her latest reinvention coming.
Lindsay Lohan Wrote a Poem to ISIS Because of Course She Did
Ya know, if we'd been forced to guess a theme for 2017, it almost certainly wouldn't have been "orange semi-literate throwbacks to bygone decades undermining our national security goals," and yet, here we are.
First, Donald Trump chooses to take the word of a guy who's spent the past three years living in the UK's Ecuadorian embassy over the findings of 17 intelligence agencies.
Lindsay Lohan: Spying For the Turkish Government?!
There are phrases you never expect to hear, and then there's "Lindsay Lohan might be a spy for the Turkish government?!" which is up there with "Donald Trump just used his giant hands to give away his billion-dollar fortune that actually exists!" in terms of staggering degree of unlikelihood.
And yet, all over the Internet today, there are serious discussions about the possibility that LiLo is highly-paid operative working in league with a Middle Eastern government.
Michael Lohan: Lindsay is Not Insane!
Lindsay Lohan's bizarre new "LiLohan" accent set the internet on fire this past week, and while most people were more concerned about her mental health than they were about her garbled nonsense, Michael Lohan, like, isn't even concerned.
In an interview with ET Online, Michael addressed Lindsay's new way of talking, and said, "Lindsay picks up languages like I pick up a coffee!" Michael revealed.