Lindsay Lohan

Hey, remember Lindsay Lohan?

Well, if you're Australian and/or Cody Simpson, then you probably couldn't forget her if you tried. Allow us to explain:

For a very brief time at the beginning of this year, it looked as though Lindsay Lohan might be on the verge of a comeback.

Rather than continuing to chase pipe dreams, such as starring in a live-action remake of Disney's The Little Mermaid, Linds appeared to have given up on acting in favor of embracing her tabloid trainwreck side.

It's been a rough week for Lindsay Lohan.

Sure that's probably been the case just about every week since 2011 or so, but these few days have been especially trying for the actress-turned-wannabe-reality-star.

When Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club premiered on MTV back in January, the show drew instant comparisons to Vanderpump Rules.

This was no accident, of course, as the press releases that led up to the show's debut encouraged media outlets to make these comparisons between the two series.

Well, folks, whether it's Mueller, or Jussie, or the fact that soon we're all gonna be strangled to a slow death by our own noxious atmosphere, there's a lot that might be bumming you out this week ... and it's only Tuesday.

But fear not, dear reader, for we bring you tidings of great joy and reason to be hopeful about the future.

Mykonos, Greece is happily waving goodbye to yet another one of Lindsay Lohan's ambassadors. 

With the summer coming to an end, Lindsay and sidekick Panos have gifted a fair warning to their young workers that some major cut backs are on the horizon.

Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club is still a complete disaster, let's be real.

Besides the occasional tea we get served on Lohan's life, none of us really know what we are watching or what one of her "Ambassadors" even actually do. 

Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club just keeps getting worse and worse ... which may be why people can't look away.

If you tuned in this week, you saw one of the stars make an absolutely startling revelation.

If you have yet to witness the trainwreck that is Lindsay Lohan's Beach House, allow us to give you a brief recap.

(This won't take long, as every episode is exactly the same.)

When it was first announced that a Lindsay Lohan reality show was coming to MTV, promotional materials compared the project to the Bravo hit Vanderpump Rules.

This was a disappointing development for a number of reasons.

It's hard to imagine now, but there was a time when Lindsay Lohan was the most in-demand actress in Hollywood, 

LiLo achieved that rare level of fame at which even her parents and siblings were tabloid staples.

Lindsay means business on her new show Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club which hit MTV only a few weeks ago.

The 32-year-old is attempting to make a career comeback, not by acting, singing or politics, but this time by expanding her new business empire with the launch of 'Lohan Beach House' in Mykonos, Greece.