Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession...
Lindsay Lohan: I'm a Victim of Racial Profiling!
Now that Lindsay Lohan has gone from coke to #woke, she's pursuing the life of an attention-starved, self-congratulatory humanitarian with the same reckless abandon she applied to consuming all of the world's uppers.
We suppose it's a step in the direction, as in her new lifestyle, there's a chance LiLo might help someone who's not a dealer, but she clearly wants to go from 0 to Jolie overnight, and she hasn't put in the due diligence.
Lindsay Lohan To Disney: Please Hire Me!
Lindsay Lohan's career has been pretty much non-existent for quite a few years now, but that does not mean she's not trying to find herself some work.
When she's not posting ominous pictures and stories on Instagram, she's taking aim at big movie studios to pitch some ideas for their next big hits.
Lindsay Lohan: Back on Instagram, Still Trying to Be Angelina Jolie
We're used to unpredictable behavior from Lindsay Lohan, but it seems that more than a decade into her career as a professional trainwreck, the actress-turned-professional-world-traveler still has the ability to surprise us.
The good news is, she's doing so by dialing down the partying and calling attention to important human rights issues.
Lindsay Lohan: Did She Convert to Islam?
Over the past couple years Lindsay Lohan has taken her career to a place that everyone saw coming (the gutter), and her persona in a direction that very few anticipated.
Casting aside the washed-up trainwreck image that she's worked so hard to cultivate, Lindsay has adopted a sort of Carmen San Diego-meets-Angelina-Jolie persona, wherein she talks with a fake foreign accent and pretends to understand international politics.
Lindsay Lohan Deletes All Instagram Pics, Posts Arabic Message
Over the years, we've grown quite accustomed to erratic behavior from Lindsay Lohan.
But even having spent the past decade or so marveling at the new and interesting places that LiLo's been able to take her career as a former actress and professional trainwreck, we still never saw her latest reinvention coming.
Lindsay Lohan Wrote a Poem to ISIS Because of Course She Did
Ya know, if we'd been forced to guess a theme for 2017, it almost certainly wouldn't have been "orange semi-literate throwbacks to bygone decades undermining our national security goals," and yet, here we are.
First, Donald Trump chooses to take the word of a guy who's spent the past three years living in the UK's Ecuadorian embassy over the findings of 17 intelligence agencies.