Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession...
If living in America these past few years has been a bit bonkers for your personal taste, you may want to begin the visa application process and start pricing Canadian real estate now, because things are about to get even crazier.
Yes, folks, whether you're ready for it or not, it looks like Lindsay Lohan is planning to return to America -- and this time, she's looking to conquer.
Hey, remember Lindsay Lohan?
Well, if you're Australian and/or Cody Simpson, then you probably couldn't forget her if you tried. Allow us to explain:
For a very brief time at the beginning of this year, it looked as though Lindsay Lohan might be on the verge of a comeback.
Rather than continuing to chase pipe dreams, such as starring in a live-action remake of Disney's The Little Mermaid, Linds appeared to have given up on acting in favor of embracing her tabloid trainwreck side.
It's been a rough week for Lindsay Lohan.
Sure that's probably been the case just about every week since 2011 or so, but these few days have been especially trying for the actress-turned-wannabe-reality-star.
When Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club premiered on MTV back in January, the show drew instant comparisons to Vanderpump Rules.
This was no accident, of course, as the press releases that led up to the show's debut encouraged media outlets to make these comparisons between the two series.
Well, folks, whether it's Mueller, or Jussie, or the fact that soon we're all gonna be strangled to a slow death by our own noxious atmosphere, there's a lot that might be bumming you out this week ... and it's only Tuesday.
But fear not, dear reader, for we bring you tidings of great joy and reason to be hopeful about the future.
Mykonos, Greece is happily waving goodbye to yet another one of Lindsay Lohan's ambassadors.
With the summer coming to an end, Lindsay and sidekick Panos have gifted a fair warning to their young workers that some major cut backs are on the horizon.
Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club is still a complete disaster, let's be real.
Besides the occasional tea we get served on Lohan's life, none of us really know what we are watching or what one of her "Ambassadors" even actually do.
Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club just keeps getting worse and worse ... which may be why people can't look away.
If you tuned in this week, you saw one of the stars make an absolutely startling revelation.
If you have yet to witness the trainwreck that is Lindsay Lohan's Beach House, allow us to give you a brief recap.
(This won't take long, as every episode is exactly the same.)
When it was first announced that a Lindsay Lohan reality show was coming to MTV, promotional materials compared the project to the Bravo hit Vanderpump Rules.
This was a disappointing development for a number of reasons.
It's hard to imagine now, but there was a time when Lindsay Lohan was the most in-demand actress in Hollywood,
LiLo achieved that rare level of fame at which even her parents and siblings were tabloid staples.
Lindsay means business on her new show Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club which hit MTV only a few weeks ago.
The 32-year-old is attempting to make a career comeback, not by acting, singing or politics, but this time by expanding her new business empire with the launch of 'Lohan Beach House' in Mykonos, Greece.
If you've been watching from the start, you've probably figured out by now that Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club is a strange beast of a reality show.
Basically, MTV and Lindsay pulled an elaborate bait and switch move, which might explain why ratings have been steadily declining since the show's debut.
Last week, we described Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club as "the kind of trainwreck it's easy to look away from."
That may sound hyperbolic, but the show's first episode was a mess in every sense of the word.
On Tuesday, Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club premiered on MTV, reminding the world that Lindsay Lohan is still out there and still trying to rebuild her decimated career.
Lindsay would likely be the first to admit that she's made quite a few mistakes over the years.
When word got out that Lindsay Lohan would be starring in her own MTV reality show, there was a tremendous amount of excitement among fans of the thrash-tastic celebrity drama that made the early-2000s such a glorious time to be a gossip fiend.
Unfortunately, it seems Lindsay is aware that the public is still mildly interested in her, but she has zero understanding of why that is.
Remember when Kim Kardashian "broke the internet" with her ass-centric Paper magazine cover?
Well, that iconic pic inspired more than just a Wreck-It Ralph sequel.
Ariana Grande is giving fans life as she teases her star-studded "Thank U, Next" music video.
The video includes tributes to some of the most iconic films of recent decades, including Mean Girls.
Lindsay Lohan has been back in the news lately, which is exciting if you're the kind of person who reflects fondly on Charlie Sheen's meltdown, but highly triggering if you're disturbed by the sight of track marks wending their way through an archipelago of ginger freckles.
We kid LiLo, of course.
