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Disclaimer: We do not wish Justin Bieber major physical harm or trauma, nor do we advocate violence as a general rule. But he needs to get roughed up a little.

Not enough to break any bones or send the kid to the hospital or anything, but some scrapes and bruises here and there to knock some sense into him?

Someone needs to whip the 20-year-old’s formerly squeaky-clean rear end into shape, and soon. He’s still young enough that he may be salvageable.

Or not. His downward spiral is bordering on epic and not showing any signs of abating. But we’ll never know if we don’t try. Tough love can go a long way.

Here are 24 reasons Justin is due for minor-to-moderate ass whooping, which we’d be happy to administer. How about you? Click through and tell us: