He Bragged About Taking Selena Gomez's Virginity
The guy actually had the nerve to brag about how he took Selena Gomez's v-card and how she was so in love with him at the time. Classy move.
He Doesn't Just Say No
Sizzurp. Weed. Booze. Meds. This guy and his douchebag posse are like a freaking traveling Silk Road.
He Gives Canada a Bad Name
Justin is doing his best to ruin the reputation of an entire nation, which is particularly devastating as The Great White North typically doesn't produce miscreants like this.
Sure, the paparazzi suck, and yes, a little more space might help cool his jets. Still, acting like a petulant, entitled brat and threatening people doesn't help his cause.
He Called Selena a Talentless P--sy
That's just not very nice.
Dude, you are not hard. Just stop trying. Also, the irony of having Bible verses tattooed on yourself and then behaving beyond badly 24/7/365 does not go unnoticed.
He's a Bad Role Model
Forget fan girls, Justin has little siblings who look up to and idolize him. What kind of example is he setting?
He Disrespects Women
Going to a strip club is not the worst offense in the world, but when you do it ALL THE TIME and take pics like this, AND your fans are all young girls? Pretty reprehensible.
He Can't Keep His Shirt On
Yeah. Selfies like this work if you're Matthew McConaughey. Not Justin Bieber. Also, Matthew McConaughey would never post selfies like this because he doesn't need to constantly beg for attention or prove to himself that he's cool.
He Wears Sunglasses Indoors
Like all the time. What a douche.
But only when it's convenient for him, and doesn't back it up with positive behavior.
He Uses a Wheelchair to Cut Lines at Disneyland
Yes. He is that f--king guy.
We pity anyone who lives next to (or even in the same ZIP code as) this asshat.
Seriously. The amount of times we've covered incidents involving this kid's penis is alarmingly high.
He's a Menace to Society
Ruining your own life is one thing, but when you cross the line into DUI, drag racing and starting fights? That's when you're bringing others down with you (and may even be risking their lives), and you essentially suck as a person.
Honestly. Watch this clip.
He Can't Find a Razor
Not that he needs one that often, but when he does need one, he REALLY needs one.
He's on a Mission to Get Laid
Justin Bieber is not only on a mission to have sex with beautiful models, he actually thinks he can land them.
Even Your Girlfriend Isn't Safe
So potent is his desire for female affection that he'll even holler at attached women, as we saw when he helped break up Calvin Harris and Rita Ora.
He Doesn't Listen to His Mom
He and his mom are supposedly close, but he acts more like his dad, and not in a good way.
Yes, he was 15 and yes, he offered a very sincere apology we accept ... but you can't say this helps his already tarnished image.
Seriously. Listen to this terribleness and lose all faith in a culture that made him a star.
If Orlando Bloom thinks it's okay to take a swing at this douche, that's reason enough for us.