Paris Hilton Lies About Drug Use, Denies Criminal Past

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We always knew Paris Hilton liked lying... down for Stavros Niarchos.

But, based on her interview with Larry King last night, it's evident the lawbreaking princess also likes lying about her past. For example, Hilton's response when King asked if she'd ever taken drugs?

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Hmmm, really Paris?

Aside from that little fib, the woman who asked for more sympathy than Lily Allen complaining about celebrity gossip actually admitted that there were perks to jail.

"It was nice to be away from all the flashes for a while," Paris said, referring to those annoying paparazzi that dare to follow her to Hyde and other Hollywood hot spots.

Paris Hilton started lying to Larry King before she even opened her mouth last night.

At least Hilton was able to give the public with profound pieces of advice, such as "don't serve the time; let the time serve you." Got that, soon-to-be-jailbird, Nicole Richie?

Then, there were these nuggets: Hilton said she spent time in jail reading the Bible - but she couldn't tell King a favorite passage; she doesn't think she's a criminal, despite that whole parole violation and prison sentence thing.

So in conclusion, Paris Hilton is back to being the drain on society we've come to know and loathe. But what kind of celebrity gossip world would we live in if this were not the case?

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Paris Hilton Biography

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Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]