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Note to readers: Don’t assume Victoria Beckham is any sort of unfaithful skank just because of her penchant for ridiculous outfits that showcase her huge boobs.

Much as we enjoy ripping on her, she’s a happily married mother of three (and friend of Paul Sculfor) who’s got her priorities right. Family before career, and loyalty to her husband above all else! Nothing but David Beckham nude for this British babe!

You can imagine, then, Posh’s reaction to Alex Rodriguez scandal.

David and Victoria Beckham at the Royal Wedding

Cheating on pretty wife Cynthia Rodriguez with a stripper? A not very hot, somewhat manly stripper to boot? Yeah. Stray-Rod is up to no good and practically begging for the high heat. Apparently hitting many home runs on the field wasn’t enough for him.

Better watch out, Alex, or you’re gonna pay the price – Posh Spice chin music!

It’s gonna leave a welt, that’s for sure. A woman who’s never afraid to throw inside, you better believe Victoria Beckham won’t hesitate to throw at other Hollywood screwups too. This appearance at last night’s Dodgers game is just the beginning.

There’s surely a high fastball earmarked for you too, Joslyn Noel Morse. Better grow eyes in the back of your head, you bleach blonde floozy!

Oh, and Coley Laffoon? You’re officially on Becks’ bean ball list. You too, Kevin Federline, if you don’t treat Britney Spears right – whether you too get back together or not!