Britney Spears' comeback has hit the Internets! The pop star has penned one of her famous "fan letters" and posted it on her site. It reads:
The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. We are all lights of the world and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers.
Aww. *sniff* Thanks, babe. Accompanying the gushy note is this slimmed-down, nearly nude Britney Spears picture, with our gal sporting only a blonde-bob wig and white elbow gloves.
Damn. That's the kind of photo that brings back memories of the old Britney... the girl so hot you wanted to get your Akon on every time "Baby One More Time" got played. Yow. The Michael Jackson thing is a little odd, but we can get past it.
Actually, we stand corrected. TMZ has just informed us that Britney's new long blond locks aren't a wig, but new hair extensions! That's right, Beyonce style!
A stylist from Heavener Salon in Lake Forest, Calif., says spent two entire days setting, matching and dyeing extensions for Britney Spears' almost-bald head.
Spears added several inches to her shaved white dome, which is still only about an inch long. If it would only grow back faster!
The pop star is reportedly scheduled for another touch-up in just a few days, but Britney Spears won't be going to the Orange Country salon to get the work done.
Jayden James' mother doesn't go to the store. The store will go to Jayden James' mother. We clear on this? Good. Just making sure. Thanks.
When the wigger was spotted outside of Millennium Dance Studios on Tuesday, she confirmed that she's... no longer wiggin' out. She's for real. Well, kinda.
Anyway, this may mark the end of the quirky wigs, curtains and cowgirl hats that have marked Britney's whirlwind return to the public eye. Of course, she could go shave her head again tomorrow for all we know. Would it surprise you?