We’ve seen a hobo lumberjack.
How, apparently, we’ve seen a hillbilly cheerleader.
Just when you think you’ve seen it all, she sets the celebrity fashion bar even lower.
Britney Spears, sporting a Posh Spice bob wig that appears to have accidentally gone through the washing machine or been urinated on by Jayden James, rocked her standard Elly May Clampett hat, knee-high socks and a revealing one-piece “top” to complete her “look.”
You could that look half high school cheerleader, half Bel Air refugee.
Yes, the red jumper shows off some serious boobs, and when complemented by circa 1988 tube socks, white tennis shoes, a gold purse and sunglasses best suited for Bono, Britney Spears may have set a new low, even by her godawful (and hilarious) fashion standards.
If that’s even possible.
Or you can even call them standards.
Looking as absurd as ever, the ex-Mrs. Kevin Federline took a ride around Beverly Hills for a little shopping and coffee. No word if this cowgirl went over to ride Howie day later on.