Britney Spears, sex fiend? That's not hard to imagine.
Britney Spears, bald? That's a little more difficult to picture.
Jayden James' mother reportedly checked into Eric Clapton's Crossroads Centre in Antigua two days ago, checked out 24 hours later ... and then visited a salon on Southern California where a source says:"Britney came in and said she wanted them to shave her head ... [when the hairdresser refused] Britney grabbed the hair clipper and started doing it herself."
Seriously. We have the Britney Spears picture to prove it.
From there, the troubled singer and ex-wife of Kevin Federline headed over to a tattoo parlor in Sherman Oaks. She proceeded to get a new permanent ink stain, a pair of red and pink lips on her wrist.
Derrik Snell, who works at the tattoo parlor, said Spears showed up without notice and stayed for 90 minutes as about 60 fans, photographers and gawkers gathered outside.
"She seemed fine," Snell said. "I didn't really notice (the hairdo) at first, she had a hood on when she showed up."
There's really not much else to be said about this bizarre behavior. We just hope Sean Preston Federline - who appears to follow his weird mommy's lead - doesn't get rid of his lovely locks.
And someone get Isaac Cohen on the phone.
He actually seemed like a calming influence on Brit.