Sorry, Kanye West, there's a certain British female that claims your hit song doesn't apply to her reportedly selfish ways.
Despite ongoing accusations that she is, indeed, digging around for her ex-husband's gold, Heather Mills claims the English press has her all wrong.
"Eighty-five percent of my income goes to my charity. The word gold digger doesn't go with that," the profound Mills said to Extra. "If I was a gold-digger, I would have a lot of money in my bank account. I'd be worth millions and millions."
Mills also dared to claim she didn't marry Paul McCartney for his money:
"I'm a good mother. I'm a good person. I fell in love for the right reason. I fell in love unconditionally."
The conditions of her divorce, however, remain up for debate. But doesn't look as though Jimmy Fallon will waiver on his support for Sir Paul. Sorry, Heather.
In the Extra interview, Mills also denies rumors that she's having a relationship with her personal trainer, Ben Amigoni - "I haven't got a lover. At the moment, I'm focusing on my daughter. It's totally made up!" - and says she'll never marry again.
Finally, the blood-sucker credits recent weight loss to the vegan diet. She also says she's been developing "a vegan fast food chain and vegan food markets."
Kate Bosworth is already lining up outside the developments.