These are a Few of John Mayer's Favorite Things

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If John Mayer is actually dating Jessica Simpson, he can expect to be in the spotlight more than ever. With that in mind, we figure the invasion of this singer's privacy might as well begin!

What better place to start than in Mayer's dressing room? This is an artist's mecca, as proven by Madonna and her request for new, clean toilet seats every night.

Mayer in Concert

So, what does the man who considers the body of Jennifer Love Hewitt to be a wonderland have inside his private area? The Smoking Gun lists a few requests he makes for every show:

  • One loaf of organic rye bread
  • One copy of NY Times
  • Four soft head toothbrushes (yes, four)
  • One box of cereal, chosen from among Lucky Charms, Captain Crunch, Cookie Crisp, Count Chocula
  • Two tubes of original crazy glue

Ok, so the man likes organic food, staying current on the news, maintaining fresh breath and keeping in touch with his child's sweet tooth ... but crazy glue?!?

We don't even wanna know what Mayer plans on doing with that and Jessica Simpson.

Or do we ...

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John Mayer Biography

John Mayer With Long Hair
John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut. The cheesy musician has become a major... More »
Bridgeport, Connecticut
Full Name
John Clayton Mayer

John Mayer Quotes

The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation. This is a work in progress, and as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement.

John Mayer [on haircut]

To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.

John Mayer