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You need not have a penis to appreciate Kim Kardashian bikini photos.

Asked by E! News whether this reality star would be a good fit for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, Chrissy Teigen replied with an enthusiastic yes and added:

"She would be fantastic. I mean if there is a swimsuit body out there, its Kim Kardashian, my goodness!

21 Hottest Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos
Kim Kardashian has her bikini body back! This is such great news, isn't it?
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Kim Kardashian has her bikini body back! This is such great news, isn't it?


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2. Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return!

It's back! Kim Kardashian has regained her bikini body! We knew she could do it!


Kim Kardashian Bikini Bump

3. Kim Kardashian Bikini Bump

Take this, haters! Kim Kardashian bares her pregnant stomach in a bikini on this Us Weekly Cover.


Kim Kardashian Bikini Pose

4. Kim Kardashian Bikini Pose

Kim Kardashian poses here in a bikini. It's an unusual look for the reality star. She typically wears so many more layers.


New Kim Kardashian Bikini Pic

5. New Kim Kardashian Bikini Pic

Kim Kardashian hikes up her bikini bottom in this Twit pic. Do you like the look?


Kim Kardashian Bikini Image

6. Kim Kardashian Bikini Image

Hey, Kim Kardashian is back in a bikini! The reality star decided to Tweet this photo, just because really.


Kim Kardashian Bikini Photograph

7. Kim Kardashian Bikini Photograph

Kim Kardashian is on a diet. It consists of being rich and having lots of time to spend with a personal trainer.


Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos

8. Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos

Kim Kardashian has posted these photos of herself in a bikini on Twitter. Why? Because that's what Kim Kardashian does.


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9. Kim Kardashian Bikini Tweet

Kim Kardashian has Tweeted this photo of herself in a bikini. Why? Because that's what Kim Kardashian does.


Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover

10. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover

Kim Kardashian has found a diet that works, as touted on this tabloid cover. It's called "Airbrushing."


Kim Kardashian Bikini Photo

11. Kim Kardashian Bikini Photo

Kim Kardashian says she wants to get a six-pack. We don't think she needs to change anything about her body at all.


Kim Kardashian Bikini Shot

12. Kim Kardashian Bikini Shot

Reggie Bush looks on approvingly as Kim Kardashian models a bikini for GQ. These two have a remarkably stable relationship.


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13. Kim Kardashian Bikini

Kim Kardashian is all wet. She's probably thinking about Reggie Bush.


Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Body

14. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Body

Kim Kardashian is officialy back! She posted this photo of herself in a bathing suit to Instagram.


Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pit

15. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pit

Kim Kardashian in a one-piece? Eh, we prefer this busty brunette in a bikini.


Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Shot

16. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Shot

Yup. It's another Kim Kardashian bathing suit photo. The reality star really has too much time on her hands.


Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pic

17. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pic

Kim Kardashian shows off some serious cleavage in this Instagram photograph. That's really nothing new for her, of course.


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18. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit

Kim Kardashian thinks she's a Bond Girl. What do you make of this unique swimming creation?


Kim Kardashian Teeny Bikini Pic

19. Kim Kardashian Teeny Bikini Pic

Why does this bikini look small on Kim Kardashian? Because it actually belongs to Kylie Jenner.


Kim Kardashian Boobs Selfie

20. Kim Kardashian Boobs Selfie

Kim Kardashian likes showing off her boobs. This is an especially nice cleavage shot.


Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pose

21. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pose

Kim Kardashian is modeling a bathing suit here that sells for $140. Totally reasonable, right?


The 28-year old Teigen was featured on the cover of this magazine's latest revealing issue... but she says she can't even match Kim's impressive features.

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by Hilton Hater at

It's not exactly unusual for us to post a few Kim Kardashian bikini photos on THG.

Those images are more prevalent than shots of Justin Bieber shirtless.

But the following picture is unique by these standards because it doesn't just feature Kimmy K in a two-piece bathing suit, but in a VERY expensive two-piece bathing suit:

Designed by Nikki Lee Penny, the bikini - which Kim was clearly paid a handsome amount to pose in and then place on Instagram - retails for $140.

The image was snapped in Thailand, where Kim and her family are all on vacation.

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What's a Kardashian vacation without a photo shoot? Pretty much nothing, so it's no surprised that Kim was spotted in Thailand flaunting her bikini body.

The mother-of-one showcased her unbelievable curves for all to see (she would have it no other way) in grey two-piece swimsuit and a sheer blue cover up.

Kim posed for photos as her friend snapped pictures of the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star on the ocean rocks, personally accelerating climate change.

The 33-year-old was not the only one showing off her fit figure on vacation.

Sister Khloe Kardashian and half-sisters Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner also posted photos from their family getaway on their social media accounts.

How do you think Kim looks? Is Kanye the luckiest man alive? How long until they give North a sibling? Will her bikini pics ultimately break the Internet?

Tell us and check out some ridiculous Kim Kardashian selfies below:

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It's time for a sexy sisterly showdown.

While on vacation in Miami this week, Kim Kardashian took a selfie of herself in a bikini. But not just any bikini... one that belongs to 16-year old sister Kylie Jenner!

In other words: It's totally on now!

Already one of Hollywood's most overexposed celebrities, Kim exposes a whole lot of herself in the following photos. But does she outdo her half-sibling?

Compare, contrast and vote: Who wears this bikini best?

Fashion Face-Off!

Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner are actually wearing the SAME bikini in this photo. Who pulls it off best? View Poll »

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It's safe to say by now that Kim Kardashian has lost all her baby weight.

The reality star took to Instagram today and posted pair of new selfies, both showing off her svelte figure.

One offers a look at her miniscule waist, the other makes it clear why she's a celebrity with really, really big boobs:

That bikini is actually property of Kylie Jenner, her 16-year-old half-sister.

Because of course it is. We all know Kim is obsessed with young Kylie.

Kim, of course, has come under fire for having an out-of-control butt, firing back against tabloid criticism by saying she will never conform to "skinny standards."

We'd love to know what the point of these photos is then ...

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Note to Kate Upton: It. Is. On.

With that blonde bombshell starring in a new sexy slideshow, one that highlights the very best Kate Upton GIFs of all-time, Kim Kardashian was given no choice but the respond.

Does Upton really think she has the best bikini body out there? Does she really think Kim will lay down without a seductive fight, simply because she now has a baby at home?

Please. Kim Kardashian bikini photos were blowing up the Web long before Upton could legally vote... for real.

So sit back, toggle through the following images and decide for yourself just who has the most bangin beach bod on the planet:

21 Hottest Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos
Kim Kardashian has her bikini body back! This is such great news, isn't it?
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Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Pic

1. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Pic

Kim Kardashian has her bikini body back! This is such great news, isn't it?


Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return!

2. Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return!

It's back! Kim Kardashian has regained her bikini body! We knew she could do it!


Kim Kardashian Bikini Bump

3. Kim Kardashian Bikini Bump

Take this, haters! Kim Kardashian bares her pregnant stomach in a bikini on this Us Weekly Cover.


Kim Kardashian Bikini Pose

4. Kim Kardashian Bikini Pose

Kim Kardashian poses here in a bikini. It's an unusual look for the reality star. She typically wears so many more layers.


New Kim Kardashian Bikini Pic

5. New Kim Kardashian Bikini Pic

Kim Kardashian hikes up her bikini bottom in this Twit pic. Do you like the look?


Kim Kardashian Bikini Image

6. Kim Kardashian Bikini Image

Hey, Kim Kardashian is back in a bikini! The reality star decided to Tweet this photo, just because really.


Kim Kardashian Bikini Photograph

7. Kim Kardashian Bikini Photograph

Kim Kardashian is on a diet. It consists of being rich and having lots of time to spend with a personal trainer.


Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos

8. Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos

Kim Kardashian has posted these photos of herself in a bikini on Twitter. Why? Because that's what Kim Kardashian does.


Kim Kardashian Bikini Tweet

9. Kim Kardashian Bikini Tweet

Kim Kardashian has Tweeted this photo of herself in a bikini. Why? Because that's what Kim Kardashian does.


Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover

10. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover

Kim Kardashian has found a diet that works, as touted on this tabloid cover. It's called "Airbrushing."


Kim Kardashian Bikini Photo

11. Kim Kardashian Bikini Photo

Kim Kardashian says she wants to get a six-pack. We don't think she needs to change anything about her body at all.


Kim Kardashian Bikini Shot

12. Kim Kardashian Bikini Shot

Reggie Bush looks on approvingly as Kim Kardashian models a bikini for GQ. These two have a remarkably stable relationship.


Kim Kardashian Bikini

13. Kim Kardashian Bikini

Kim Kardashian is all wet. She's probably thinking about Reggie Bush.


Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Body

14. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Body

Kim Kardashian is officialy back! She posted this photo of herself in a bathing suit to Instagram.


Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pit

15. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pit

Kim Kardashian in a one-piece? Eh, we prefer this busty brunette in a bikini.


Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Shot

16. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Shot

Yup. It's another Kim Kardashian bathing suit photo. The reality star really has too much time on her hands.


Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pic

17. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pic

Kim Kardashian shows off some serious cleavage in this Instagram photograph. That's really nothing new for her, of course.


Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit

18. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit

Kim Kardashian thinks she's a Bond Girl. What do you make of this unique swimming creation?


Kim Kardashian Teeny Bikini Pic

19. Kim Kardashian Teeny Bikini Pic

Why does this bikini look small on Kim Kardashian? Because it actually belongs to Kylie Jenner.


Kim Kardashian Boobs Selfie

20. Kim Kardashian Boobs Selfie

Kim Kardashian likes showing off her boobs. This is an especially nice cleavage shot.


Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pose

21. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pose

Kim Kardashian is modeling a bathing suit here that sells for $140. Totally reasonable, right?


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The Kim Kardashian bikini body, it really is back, folks.

The reality star covers the latest issue of Us Weekly, wearing nothing but a white bikini and strolling proudly down the beach.

The exclusive new photos inside the issue aren't just meant for ogling, either.

They are meant as an Eff You from Kim to her critics, who slammed her for excessive weight gain during her pregnancy just a few months ago.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Pic

"Kim feels confident again," an insider close to the first-time mother tells the tabloid.

"She worked really hard and is so motivated to stay fit."

Kim credits the Atkins Diet for helping her achieve such an impressive figure and has slammed reports that claimed plastic surgery played a role in her weight loss.

What are her other tricks? And the results of them?

Just head on down and pick up the new issue of Us Weekly, on sale this Friday, to sort through many other Kim Kardashian pictures of this attractive nature.

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Kourtney Kardashian is no longer the only person telling her sister to act like a mother.

Following her release of a swimsuit-based selfie this week, Kim Kardashian is receiving a rash of criticism online, as those who formerly found this star's antics to be sexy and alluring are now taking a very different view of her raunchy ways.

She is a parent now, after all. She has a five-month old at home. What will North West think when she eventually Googles her mom?

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It looks like Kim Kardashian really did do it, folks.

A day after Life & Style pronounced Kardashian's bikini body as being back, the reality star took to Instagram and posted a photo of herself in a bathing suit.

Making it clear she's finally proud of her post-baby figure, Kim is back and better than ever. Guess that Atkins Diet really has paid off, huh? Take a look:

Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Body

Kim Kardashian simply captioned the image "#NoFilter," which elicited a pretty hilarious response from boyfriend and baby daddy Kanye West.

He linked to the image and wrote on Twitter: “HEADING HOME NOW."

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She's done it, people!

Following months of harassment for all the weight she gained during pregnancy, and after hiding out for weeks due to embarrassment over her post-baby figure, Kim graces thew latest cover of Life & Style with a simple message:

YES, SHE DID IT!

Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return!

Granted, this is a very old Kim Kardashian bikini picture. And, yes, the star did have access to a personal chef, personal trainer, multiple nannies and lacks any kind of full-time job.

Her post-birth weight loss challenge may not be as daunting as that of millions of other women around the globe.

But still... she did it! Kim Kardashian lost 70 pounds in five months, largely via the Atkins Diet. That's something to be celebrated and totally a reason to spend your hard-earned money at a newsstand to read anonymous quotes about this accomplishment.

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