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Kim Kardashian really does have it rough.

The poor reality star just can't shake those extra 15-20 pounds of body weight, complaining that her butt and hips are huge and not being helped any when sister Kylie Jenner temps her with carbs.

Moreover, Kim has a young child at home and needs her sleep...

... yet someone dares to keep taking photos of her in a bikini, making it impossible to catch any revitalizing ZZZZZZs.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Picture, Take 119!

"Let me sleep!!!!" Kim obnoxiously captioned the above Instagram photo this week, implying she somehow was NOT actively posing for it.

Despite the obvious tilting of one butt cheek toward the camera.

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THIS JUST IN: Kim Kardashian has enormous boobs and she likes to post photos of herself in a bikini.

The reality star has confirmed this shocking news with yet another bathing-suit based picture from her vacation in Mexico, where she's been lying around in the sun while husband Kanye West records music and daughter North West walks.

"Last day to get my tan in…" the 33-year-old wrote as a caption to the image, which shows off a body Kardashian claims isn't skinny.

Is she original? Not at all. Is the collection of bikini photos Kim has posted over the last few days worth your time to ogle? Yes. Yes they are:

Kim Kardashian: Bikini and Boobs!
We'd recognize these boobs anywhere! It's a photo of Kim Kardashian lounging around in Mexico.

And is this the first time Kim has posed for a bunch of photographs of herself two-piece? HA!

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Her marriage to Kanye West may be over, but Kim Kardashian remains under... the sun!

Yes, the reality star is back with another Mexican bikini photo.

Simply writing "#Tanning" as a caption, the reality star posted the following photo to Instagram this week, as she continues to lounge around while vacationing in Mexico with daughter North West and husband Kanye.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Photo, Take 97!

Of course, while Kardashian is just lying around... North is doing work!

The one-year old took her first steps on Wednesday, an event chronicled with excitement by her mother online.

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Kim Kardashian has given fans two more looks at her bikini body in Mexico.

Shortly after showing off her #LovelyLadyLumps while lounging around, the reality star took to Instagram again on Friday and made it clear that she doesn't need to return to her #SkinnyDays.

She's living through them right now.

  • Kim in Mexico
  • The Body of Kim Kardashian

"It’s a little blurry but you know what it is.." Kardashian wrote as the caption to the above close-up, adding of the other: "#NoFlexZone."

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Oh yeah, Kendall Jenner? You really think you're the hot sister now?!?

Kim Kardashian sent a clear message to her rival sibling yesterday while sun tanning in Mexico, essentially asking Kendall: Are you sure about that?!?

Wearing a bikini (and no top in one picture!), Kim shared two photos via Instagram, each of which depicted “#OurLovelyLadyLumps.”

That’s Joe Francis' pregnant girlfriend, Abbey Wilson, alongside Kim in the first shot:

  • Kim Kardashian Sun Bathing
  • Kim Kardashian and Her Lady Lumps

Kardashian whined earlier in the week about missing her #SkinnyDays, setting a poor example for her young fans by saying she was on the treadmill as she typed that message.

Why is this a poor message?

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It may have snowed on Mother's Day in Colorado, and many of us have still been running heat in May, but at last, the temperature is warming up nicely.

Of course, that could be all in our heads after looking at pictures of some of the hottest bikini bodies in Hollywood, but hey, it's warm. We're not complaining.

But really, summer is upon us. That means beach trips and bikini body selfies galore from our favorite celebrities. Check out these insanely hot bikini bodies now!

Chrissy Teigen
John Legend's wife, Chrissy Teigen, has an amazing bikini body. Emphasis on body.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner are growing more and more famous by the day for barely appropriate bikini selfies and the fame-finding bandwagon they've climbed upon

Don't get us started on their older half-sisters, who need no introduction.

And how can we forget Kate Upton, Chrissy Teigen and their fellow Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition model stunners who get paid to look hot in bikinis?

(But really, we'd just like to be one of the assistants on those photo shoots...)

Ahhh, summer. We love you.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

You need not have a penis to appreciate Kim Kardashian bikini photos.

Asked by E! News whether this reality star would be a good fit for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, Chrissy Teigen replied with an enthusiastic yes and added:

"She would be fantastic. I mean if there is a swimsuit body out there, its Kim Kardashian, my goodness!

Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Pic
Kim Kardashian has her bikini body back! This is such great news, isn't it?

The 28-year old Teigen was featured on the cover of this magazine's latest revealing issue... but she says she can't even match Kim's impressive features.

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It's not exactly unusual for us to post a few Kim Kardashian bikini photos on THG.

Those images are more prevalent than shots of Justin Bieber shirtless.

But the following picture is unique by these standards because it doesn't just feature Kimmy K in a two-piece bathing suit, but in a VERY expensive two-piece bathing suit:

Designed by Nikki Lee Penny, the bikini - which Kim was clearly paid a handsome amount to pose in and then place on Instagram - retails for $140.

The image was snapped in Thailand, where Kim and her family are all on vacation.

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What's a Kardashian vacation without a photo shoot? Pretty much nothing, so it's no surprised that Kim was spotted in Thailand flaunting her bikini body.

The mother-of-one showcased her unbelievable curves for all to see (she would have it no other way) in grey two-piece swimsuit and a sheer blue cover up.

Kim posed for photos as her friend snapped pictures of the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star on the ocean rocks, personally accelerating climate change.

The 33-year-old was not the only one showing off her fit figure on vacation.

Sister Khloe Kardashian and half-sisters Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner also posted photos from their family getaway on their social media accounts.

How do you think Kim looks? Is Kanye the luckiest man alive? How long until they give North a sibling? Will her bikini pics ultimately break the Internet?

Tell us and check out some ridiculous Kim Kardashian selfies below:

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It's time for a sexy sisterly showdown.

While on vacation in Miami this week, Kim Kardashian took a selfie of herself in a bikini. But not just any bikini... one that belongs to 16-year old sister Kylie Jenner!

In other words: It's totally on now!

Already one of Hollywood's most overexposed celebrities, Kim exposes a whole lot of herself in the following photos. But does she outdo her half-sibling?

Compare, contrast and vote: Who wears this bikini best?

Fashion Face-Off!

Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner are actually wearing the SAME bikini in this photo. Who pulls it off best? View Poll »

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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