Should Hulk Hogan Shave His Mustache?
Well, this is a new way to garner attention.
Hulk Hogan told TMZ this week that he's prepared to shave off his iconic mustache because he's about to go on "some auditions." While this may be meaningless to some, it's downright apocalyptic to others.
"Not only would the removal of his lower nose foliage cause angels in heaven to die and fall to earth - as is written in biblical texts - but it would send a poor message to young people of Mustached American descent who wish to embrace the Mustached American experience," said Dr. Aaron Perlut, Chairman of the American Mustache Institute, when told of Hogan's plans.
Dr. Perlut hopes Hulk reconsiders, lest "mass chaos and deep bouts of depression" reign for all with facial hair.
This sounds rather extreme in our view. It's not like Ron Swanson is threatening to shave. What do you think? Should Hulk Hogan axe his mustache?
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Hulk Hogan: I Must Answer Back!
Hulk Hogan has dropped a legal leg drop on his ex-wife.
The former professional wrestler filed a lawsuit against Linda Hogan last week, following allegations in her new memoir that claim the Hulkster abused her physically and carried on a same-sex affair with former WWE star Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake.
"After the four-year crazy divorce I thought I'd heard everything I could hear in the courtroom," Hulk told Us Weekly of his basis for filing the defamation suit. "Then, all of a sudden she says I abused her, that I was violent. She told everybody that I was a homosexual."
Labeling the accusations as "insane," Hulk continued:
If "I was a homosexual I would embrace it. It's just so crazy to hear, so I have a real problem with it... If you're going to say I'm something that I'm not to try to ruin my career and my livelihood... I have to answer her back."
Hulk Hogan Sues Ex-Wife for Defamation
It's been a long time since we wrote about Hulk Hogan and his ex-wife, but don't worry. The two haven't become any more stable.
The former WWE star has filed a lawsuit against Linda Hogan, alleging she lied and defamed him her memoir, "Wrestling the Hulk—My Life Against the Ropes." In the book, Linda claims Hulk beat her, took drugs and engaged in sexual encounters, all fibs meant to revive her career, the wrestler says in court documents.
The 18-page lawsuit states that such accusations have "harmed the reputation of Mr. Bollea, exposed him to distrust, hatred, contempt and ridicule."
Hulk is demanding a trial by jury and asking for Linda to stop broadcasting and publishing excerpts from the biography during her book promotion. In an interview earlier this year, Linda said she feared becoming a "a statistic" like Nicole Simpson, hinting strongly that Hulk often came close to killing her.
Hulk Hogan Speaks on Abuse Allegations, Lost Fortune
He's been accused of abuse, he's lost millions of dollars and he has a strange relationship with his daughter.
And now Hulk Hogan is fighting back. In an interview with Good Morning America, the former WWE and WCW star responds to allegations made against him in a new memoir by his ex-wife, saying of Linda:
"If I beat her up for 23 years, why didn't we talk about this at the divorce? And why, all of a sudden, is it coming out now, when her book's come out?"
Hogan - who is now married to Jennifer McDaniel and promoted a new reality show that focuses on the world of midget wrestling - also says he's learned a valuable lesson over the recently-troubling years:
"Be a father first. Don't put a priority of being a friend with your wife first, or a friend with your kids first... That's the one place I dropped the ball."
Brooke Hogan on Relationship with Father: Not Perverted!
Brooke Hogan recently posed naked on behalf of PETA, drawing attention to the portrait of her birthday-suited self inside a cage by showing it off to her father.
And she doesn't get why people are making it such a big, sick deal!
"Im SO sick of people saying me and my dad are in some perverted relationship," Brooke Tweeted yesterday. "Go home and do your own thing! Stop picking on me!"
Two notes, Brooke:
- I am home, thanks. I'm not even wearing sleeves right now.
- How do you think we found out about this picture? Multiple paparazzi were called to the event and snapped photos. We wonder who alerted those photographers to this unusual happening...
In related news, Hulk Hogan's wife looks EXACTLY like his daughter.
Brooke Hogan to Father: Look at Me Naked!
Have you been wondering what Brooke Hogan has been up to? No? We're gonna tell you anyway.
The former reality star has posed naked for PETA as part of that lame organization's "Women in Cages" campaign. It held an event in Miami last night where numerous portraits of residents baring it all were sold, and Brooke took her dad their in honor of his 58th birthday.
Just when you thought it couldn't get creepier than Hulk marrying someone who looks like just like his daughter...
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Hulk Hogan to British Rioters: Stop It!
What'cha gonna do, young, frustrated residents of Great Britain who have reacted to a recent police shooting by rioting in the streets of London, when Hulkamania runs wild in you?!?
The answer, Hulk Hogan hopes? Calm the heck down.
For reasons unknown, the former wrestling great appeared on BBC Radio this week and offered his take on the upheaval in Britain. He told the host: "It doesn’t really matter if Hulk Hogan’s over there bodyslamming all the youth like I did Andre the Giant.. at the end of the day, we need to grab these kids, shake them, and say ‘Stop! Regroup! Just look at yourself in the mirror."
According to the latest police statistics, 768 rioters have been detained in London since the protests began on Saturday. At least one death has been reported, as Prime Minister David Cameron considers the situation "sick."
"When we see children as young as 12 and 13 looting and laughing, when we see the disgusting sight of a young man with people pretending to help him while they are robbing him, it is clear that there are things badly wrong with our society," he said.
Seriously, we need Hulk Hogan now more than ever.
Hulk Hogan Fires Back at Ex, Denies Allegations of Violence
Hulk Hogan may have been a violet man in the ring, leg-dropping opponents for years and becoming the most famous name in wrestling history.
But the former WWE star denied all charges yesterday that he acted in any kind of similar manner at home, following Linda Hogan's shocking allegations on The Today Show.
Speaking to Matt Lauer (and promoting her autobiography), Linda said she feared for her life any time Hulk flew into one of his rages, which included tearing shirts and throwing lamps.
Hulk's response?
He called in to The Bubba the Love Sponge Show, said Linda was "delusional," he never laid a hand on her and we should "just take her and put her in the same category with the Iron Sheik and the Ultimate Warrior. They all belong together."
Earlier this month, the Warrior, a foe of Hogan's in the ring many years ago, accused him of doping and wife-swapping.
Linda Hogan on Marriage to Hulk Hogan: SCARY!
In his autobiography, Hulk Hogan called out ex-wife Linda Hogan, referring to her as an "abusive alcoholic" who used to go after the couple's children.
Now, Linda is firing back.
On The Today Show this morning, the former wrestler's ex promoted her new book ("Wrestling the Hulk: My Life Against the Ropes") and said she feared for her life while married to Hogan.
"[He] tore my shirt," she said. "He threw lamps. He held me down on the bed with his hands around my throat during arguments, slamming doors, pounding walls. I was always afraid he would kill me in one of his rages."
Did he ever show remorse for these alleged actions? Nope: "To this day he’s never apologized for any of his actions," Linda said.
Why bash your kids' father in public? Who knows. But at least she isn't mocking her daughter's fake boobs anymore.
UPDATE: Hulk has responded and referred to these allegations as "delusional." Visit THG tomorrow morning to hear his entire reply!
The Warrior Rants Against "Dope Head," Wife-Swapping Hulk Hogan
The Warrior is really intent in reviving his decades-old fed with Hulk Hogan. Only this one is taking place outside of the ring.
A week after the former WWE grapper randomly went off on the iconic star, The Warrior has done so again, this time in a far more detailed, scathing diatribe that labels Hogan as a "dope head" and says he once offered up his wife to The Warrior for sex.
In this video - a preview of a much longer attack to come - The Warrior gives specific details of Hogan's supposedly lewd ways. Does he offer any evidence? Of course not.
For his part, Hulk continues to take the high road. He Tweeted this morning: "I have no interest to even lower myself to communicate with [Warrior]."
