Dina Lohan is Lindsay's crazy mom. She may be the worst of all celebrity moms. Sorry, Lynne Spears and Kate Gosselin. But Dina pimped out...

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Lindsay Lohan is back in the US after a five-month European bender that somehow didn't result in jail time or an emergency liver transplant.

So after nearly half a year of hitting every club and London and falling down drunk all over Italy, surely Linds is ready to settle down and take it easy for a bit now that she's home, right? 

Ha! No, she's getting hammered in the Hamptons with her waste case mom, of course.

  • Lindsay Lohan in the Hamptons
  • Dina Lohan Drunk Photo

Yes, if you were concerned that Dina Lohan's DUI conviction would slow down her boozing, worry no longer!

The world's crackiest mother-daughter duo hit the Hamptons over the weekend and according to witnesses they seemed to be competing to see who could make the most embarrassing mess of themselves:

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Last night's revelation that Lindsay Lohan suffered a miscarriage recently came as a shock to viewers of her OWN reality show, but apparently TV viewers weren't the only ones taken by surprise.

  • Dina Lohan Paparazzi Photo
  • Oprah Red Carpet Image

If her tweets from last night are any indication, Lindsay's mom, Dina Lohan, found out about her daughter's latest drama the same way as the rest of us.

"Oprah call me," read Dina's brief, cryptic tweet from moments after the season finale of Lindsay aired, concluding with LiLo's shocking revelation.

The terse demand (No one orders Oprah around!) has led to speculation about what exactly Mama Lohan so desperately needed to say to Queen O. 

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Dina Lohan has even more in common with her troubled daughter Lindsay now, pleading guilty to DWI in a courtroom this morning on Long Island.

The momager mess entered pleas of guilty to both aggravated DWI and speeding, and sources say Lohan must do 100 hours of community service.

Dina Lohan Mugshot

She is expected to have her driver's license suspended as a result of the conviction and an interlock device will be installed in her vehicle ASAP.

If she's not clean, the car won't start. Probably for the best.

The Lohan matriarch must attend a mandatory drinking and driving program, a victim impact panel and also pay the necessary fines and fees.

As previously reported, Dina Lohan was arrested in September and a test showed she had a blood alcohol level twice the legal limit in New York State.

She, Lindsay and Michael Lohan now have spots in THG's Celebrity Mug Shots Hall of Fame, which is an exclusive club if ever there were one.

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By now, you must have seen the clip:

Kate Gosselin and her twin 13-year olds appeared on Today yesterday morning, only for Mady and Cara to grow silent and Kate to berate them in front of a live television audience.

The awkward footage simply solidified Kate's place as the worst celebrity mother on the planet... or did it?

Kris Jenner might have something to say about that. The Farrah Abraham sex tape makes a compelling case for this former Teen Mom star. And Nadya Suleman? She just got arrested for welfare fraud.

Who is the worst of the worst when it comes to famous parenting? Click and then vote now:

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Lindsay Lohan's troubled, possible alcoholic mother Dina Lohan has been ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation by the judge in her DUI case.

Dina was in court this morning, where here attorney Mark Heller told the judge that she is alcohol free. The judge appeared skeptical, to put it mildly.

Lohan was ordered to be evaluated by a court-appointed psychiatrist.

Mama Lohan

DiLo pleaded not guilty to DWI in September after she blew a .20 - WAAAAY over the legal limit - on Long Island. She then offered an interesting defense.

Heller blamed Dina's legal predicament on the paparazzi and constant celebrity gossip attention, claiming Dina is stressed out by the mob following her.

It was the photographers, he claimed, that made her flee ... drunkenly.

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Dina Lohan is actually contending that the paparazzi drove her to get behind the wheel of a car while under the influence. You can't make this stuff up.

Her attorney, Mark Heller, appeared for a routine hearing in Dina's DUI case, then offered up this creative "theory" in defense of his high-profile client.

According to Heller, Lindsay Lohan's mom's lifestyle presents so many challenges and so much stress, exacerbated by those vultures that follow her.

If you buy into his rationale, every star and their parents would be full-blown alcoholics, which clearly isn't true. But he is pushing this idea nonetheless.

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Dina Lohan pleaded not guilty to drunken driving and speeding charges in court today following her recent arrest. Her license has been suspended.

Dina was mobbed by a media throng usually associated with her troubled actress daughter, Lindsay Lohan, as she left a Long Island courthouse.

She was released without bail until her next court date October 23.

Dina Lohan Flips Bird

Judge Joy Watson released her without bail but ordered her driver's license suspended, citing the severity of the alleged drunken driving charge.

State police arrested Dina Lohan for DUI on September 12 after stopping her for allegedly driving 77 mph in a 55 mph zone on a Long Island parkway.

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Dina Lohan may want to consider downsizing, or plotting an aggressive New York mortgage refinance strategy, because she's being foreclosed on.

Dina Lohan Middle Finger

According to reports, a bank has filed a lawsuit regarding her Long Island house, which she's been falling behind on her mortgage payments on for years.

JP Morgan Chase Bank filed the foreclosure action, according to the Long Island Press, though Lindsay Lohan's mom can still settle this with the bank.

If she does that, she may remain in the property; Dina has salvaged similar situations in the past, including last year, when LiLo floated her $40,000.

The foreclosure documents were filed two weeks before Dina Lohan was arrested for DUI. Her BAC was allegedly 2.5 times the legal limit in New York.

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Dina Lohan was pulled over for speeding and arrested for DUI last night on Long Island in what is sadly one of the least surprising news stories of the day.

Dina Lohan Mugshot

Lindsay Lohan's mom got busted on the Northern State Parkway by New York State Police around 11 p.m. She was driving 77 m.p.h. in a 55 m.p.h. zone.

Police say she looked intoxicated, so they tested her blood alcohol level, which registered at a whopping .20, more than double the legal limit of .08.

There was drama, as is always the case with her. According to officials, "Lohan made an allegation that she was injured during the course of the arrest."

When medical personnel responded to the scene, however, they determined the 50-year-old was fine. At that point, Dina Lohan "recanted her claim."

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Dina Lohan's heart may have been in the right place a few weeks... but her liver has caused yet another rift between mother and troubled daughter.

According to TMZ sources, Cliffside rehab got Dina on the phone with Lindsay Lohan prior to the latter's birthday on July 2.

Or that was the plan, at least.

  • Dina Lohan Red Carpet Pose
  • Lindsay Lohan at Film Premiere

But the facility representative who reached out to Dina believed her to be so drunk that speaking to Lindsay would be a very bad idea.

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Dina Lohan Biography

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Dina Lohan Quotes

I've learned to just deal with it. It's so silly. We actually laugh about it now… It really does hurt…. but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.

Dina Lohan [on rumors surrounding her family]

If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years.

Dina Lohan [on Lindsay dating Samantha Ronson]
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