It's hard to imagine now, but there was a time when Lindsay Lohan was the most in-demand actress in Hollywood,
LiLo achieved that rare level of fame at which even her parents and siblings were tabloid staples.
Those days are long gone, obviously, but it's a testament to Lindsay's peak that she and her family are still famous enough for reality television.
Lindsay, of course, is the star of Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club, which is basically the TV equivalent of a herpes breakout.
Meanwhile, her mother, Dina Lohan appeared on the current season of Celebrity Big Brother.
You'll notice we used the past tense there because Dina was evicted on Wednesday night's show.
There's no shame in that, of course, but Dina's time on the show was -- well, rather unusual.
If you're a fan of the series, then you're probably already aware that Lindsay's mom is being catfished.
Which gives you a leg up on Dina, who's unaware that she's being catfished herself.
Yes, Dina has a boyfriend she's never met -- a boyfriend who she's been "dating" for five years!
"I can’t wait to tell you about this guy. I’ve been talking to him for five years. Like, every day. A lot,” said thestage momm during the February 7 episode of CBB.
“I feel like I know him. You know when you talk to someone on the phone, like, you feel like you know them?”
Dina has never even FaceTimed the guy, which is a pretty clear sign that he's either 14 or a lonely Russian MAGA bot.
The situation made the 56-year-old look a little unhinged, which is a problem, as the Lohans have been trying to repair their public image for the past decade.
Lindsay sounded off on the situation on Twitter, encouraging her mom to look a little less loony:
“So proud of you mommy!” she tweeted.
“But no more weird #catfish please.”
Now, Lindsay is understandably thrilled that Dina is no longer on the show.
And apparently, she's extremely pissed at CBS for the way her mother was depicted on Big Brother.
Lindsay posted the above photo on Instagram Thursday night, along with a bizarre, unrelated caption that's since been deleted.
“Finally #family @alianalohan #free @cbs_bigbrother you suck and get no Valentine’s from @lohanbeachclub @mtv,” she wrote.
“My mother is an AMAZING woman and she did so well.”
She added: “The secrets she told me a few hours ago are going to #EXPOSE #YOUALL #dinalohan #dfwm.”
The caption was quickly deleted, and Lindsay's rep has declined to comment on what secrets Lindsay might be holding over CBS' head.
In all likelihood, it was the rep who encouraged LiLo to delete her weird threat.
The Lohans can't really afford to be burning any bridges these days.