Karissa and Kristina Shannon have a message for celebrity gossip followers: Don't forget about us!

Due to Kendra Wilkinson's recent engagement to Hank Baskett, and the subsequent announcement of Holly Madison as a member of her bridal party, these twins have likely been afraid that their 15 minutes in the Playboy spotlight were over.

But Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends won't go down without a fight (just with a shot of tequila). They've posted a few new photos of themselves, basking in the Miami sun...

In truly exciting news, we've even uncovered a photo of each sister by herself. In familiar positions, say hello to Kristina (top) and Karissa (bottom)...

With her first TV interview set for Friday, Ashley Alexandra Dupre also sat down with People, telling the celebrity news magazine that she's "a normal girl."

"Everyone just knows me as 'that girl,' but I'm not just 'that girl,'" the 23-year-old former hooker of New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer and many others says in the new issue of the magazine. "I have a lot of depth, a lot of layers."

Enduring the scrutiny that included seeing her photos splashed on front pages "has been really hard," the New Jersey native explains. "But I'm a survivor."

Her descent into tabloid mayhem began the night of February 13, 2008, when Ashley Dupre - who worked as a high-end escort to help pay the bills on and off since 2004 - met a client who turned out to be the Governor of New York State.

She claims she had no idea who the man was that night. What she does recall is that "Client 9," as Spitzer was reportedly known at her escort service, was polite.

"Some guys want to have conversations, to get to know each other. With him, it clearly was not like that. It was more a transaction. Strictly business," says Ashley Dupre.

Casually dressed and with no entourage, Spitzer didn't strike her as someone important. Besides, "I was there for a purpose – not to wonder who [he] could be."

She didn't find out who he was until March, just days after learning she was mixed up in some sort of FBI investigation, when saw Spitzer apologizing on TV.

"It was surreal," Ashley Dupre said. "I felt like I was sinking."

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Sorry, Miley Cyrus.

Until you publicly acknowledge your relationship with Justin Gaston, you'll continue to receive questions about it during appearances. The latest came during an interview with Ellen DeGeneres.

Sadly, the grilling merely led to a feeble quote from Cyrus regarding her older boyfriend, in which she listed his occupation, physical appeal and religion:

"He's a singer, he's really cute and he's nice. He's a Christian and I really like that."

Thanks, Miley. Based on that description, you could date any of The Jonas Brothers...

Miley on Ellen

Awful pun alert: For Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson last night, it wasn't the Calum Best of times.

According to Great Britain's The Sun, the most famous pair of partying lesbians on the planet got into a fight because Lohan was dancing with her ex-boyfriend.

A source said Lindsay "had tears in her eyes as she left" London club Boujis on her own.

Lohan and Best - who once described the Firecrotch Queen as being "dynamite" in bed - dated for several weeks last year. Soon after, Lindsay entered rehab and started having sex with women.

Tough break, Calum.

Jennifer Garner has obtained a court order protecting herself from Steven Burky, who she believes is endangering her. He may no longer have any contact with her.

In her declaration, the actress says that "Mr. Burky has been stalking and harassing me," as well as sending various "packages and letters containing delusional and paranoid thoughts and following me around the country ..."

Garner says he has been bugging her since 2002 and "his obsessive and harassing behavior has escalated to the point of becoming dangerous and threatening."

Steven Burky has even shown up at her home and said that "God has sent him a vision of her being persecuted in some manner that may result in her death."

Garner's bodyguard, Dennis Bridwell, also submitted a declaration to the court in which he said Burky "now represents a clear threat to Jennifer Garner's life."

The LAPD has been notified and is taking the threat seriously, remaining involved in the case. Law enforcement sources are also reporting that Steven Burky is currently under a 5150 psychiatric hold, a.k.a. the Britney Spears.

Dude also writes a blog entitled "Satanic Panic." Yeah. Sounds like he's got a few screws loose and may want to check into the nearest institution if you ask us, unless of course he's reading this, in which case we're totally kidding. Stalk on, playa.

Suri Cruise is cooler than Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's kids, and not just because we don't have to hear about her being breast-fed every frickin' day.

The TomKat spawn topped the list of Forbes' "Hollywood's 10 Hottest Tots."

The li'l tyke, 2, won the annual honor, which is based on the amount of media attention celebrity babies garner, as well as their parents' popularity.

Suri Cruise appeared in more news articles and blogs than any of the Jolie-Pitt children, though Shiloh, Zahara and Pax were ranked 2-4, respectively.

Suri Cruise rules the world of celebrity babies, and you can see why.

Rounding out the (adorable) top 10 were Sam Alexis Woods, Cruz Beckham, Matilda Rose Ledger, David Banda, Sean Preston Federline, and Sam Sheen.

Here's some pics of celebrity babies 2-10, just so they don't feel like they got totally bitch-slapped by Suri, which they pretty much did. Click to enlarge!

Trust us, it's for your own good.

The singer-songwriter took a break from wining and dining Jennifer Aniston Tuesday night, and things got a little rough for a celebrity gossip photographer who tried to procure a picture of the crooner but got too close for his bodyguard's liking.

Mayer dined with a friend at Wolfgang’s Steakhouse in Beverly Hills, then departed out the front door, right into the belly of the celeb news monster.

So to speak.

As the douchebag musician ducked into his BMW, his bodyguard shoved a celebrity gossip cameraman to the ground, briefly grabbing him by the throat in the process.

The photographer, Marc Rhea, immediately stood up and started screaming at Mayer & Co. before visiting a Tarzana hospital to make sure he had no serious injuries.

Rhea has not filed a police report. Yet. Here's the altercation ...

John Mayer Bodyguard Fights Celebrity Gossip Photographer

"Sometimes you don't need to use words to go through what you need to go through. Sometimes, it's an emotion you need to feel when you dance. That you need to touch on. And the only thing that can touch it is when you move a certain way."

- Britney Spears

MTV has released some more preview clips for its upcoming Brit-Brit documentary, which will air November 30, just two days before Circus hits stores.

We're a little confused by all this.

It's awesome that she's got a new album coming out and everything, and that she's doing a lot better after her rough patch, but why the documentary? Is a pop singer creating a new record and going to dance class really that groundbreaking?

Combine the general absurdity of this slickly-produced, behind-the-scenes footage with Britney's stoner-like, philosophical quotes (her mundane life is worse than jail, etc.) and you've got a solid 8.5 on the unintentional comedy scale.

Peep the clip below ...

Deep Thoughts From Britney Spears

Sorry, Zac Efron.

Move over, Chace Crawford.

Suck it, Matt Damon.

In an upset, Hugh Jackman has been named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.

The hunky actor is best known for his role as Wolverine in the X-Men franchise, though he's also widely admired for the sort of versatility that led to a starring role on Broadway in The Boy from Oz.

Do you think Hugh Jackman deserves to be named the Sexiest Man Alive?

It's easy to forget that Miley Cyrus is just 15 years old. (Isn't it, Justin Gaston?)

But the Hannah Montana star can't even drive with a permit until next week and it's refreshing to see her act that way sometimes. (Though Justin Gaston likely disagrees.)

During a pair of recent public appearances, the singer finally acted her age. She posed alongside a pretend canine and she made a goofy face while wearing oversized glasses. Take a look:

Why is Miley being so silly? BECAUSE SHE'S ONLY 15 YEARS OLD! (Keep that in mind, Justin Gaston.)