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You've gotta hand it to Teresa Giudice. She's weeks away from starting a federal prison sentence, her marriage is crumbling, and she's millions of dollars in debt, but she still takes the time to make us laugh.

Sure, she's making us laugh unintentionally, but that's beside the point...

The latest Garden State shenanigans involve Gia Giudice's girl group, 3KT.

Two Giudices

Gia is Teresa's 14-year-old daughter, who apparently aspires to be the next Britney Spears.

3KT released one wildly inappropriate video already, (It featured a cover of a Britney song, of course.), but now they need money to shock the Internet with a second uncomfortable clip.

Given that Teresa is about to go to prison for 15 months, you might think that she would have more important things on her mind than her daughter's fledgling career as a skimpily-attired pop star. You would be wrong:

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As Teresa Giudice's prison sentence draws near, sources say the reality star-turned-felon is beginning to panic.

At first, Teresa tried to get out of going to prison altogether - an impossibility under the terms of her plea deal - and now she's moved on to trying to push back the first day of her sentence as much as possible.

Juicy Joe's Looking Bored

And how is Teresa attempting to delay the inevitable? By exploiting her husband's drinking problem, of course!

Yes, Teresa reportedly believes that if she can convince a judge that Joe Giudice needs rehab, the court will push back the start of her sentence until he's done with his treatment.

"Teresa wants Joe to go to rehab first," a source tells Radar.  "Teresa's lawyers would then ask the judge to delay the surrender date because their wouldn't be a parent in the house to take care of their four daughters."

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Teresa Giudice is having a hard time stomaching two things lately:

  1. The thought of going to prison for the next 15 months
  2. Food
Teresa Giudice: Labor Pains

With her sentence just over six weeks away, The Real Housewives of New Jersey star has lost her appetite, literally, according to sources close to her.

"She's skipping meals and surviving on coffee, a few nibbles, and wine," an insider reports of the maligned mother of Gia Giudice and three younger daughters.

The source adds that Giudice has been "shaking from all the caffeine" and is down 11 pounds since she was sentenced two months ago. "She looks frail."

"Her family is worried as she continues to obsess about prison and waste away."

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Last night's The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Secrets Revealed special may not have offered much in the way of dramatic fireworks (although it did feature a semi-nude Joe Giudice, if you're into that sort of thing), but observant viewers noticed a bombshell that was dropped so casually you may have missed it:

Juicy Joe's Looking Bored

As you've probably heard, the Giudices have been found guilty of fraud and they're both headed to prison.

The legal woes have reportedly put a major strain on their relationship, and sources say the Joe and Teresa will get divorced before they begin serving their sentences.

But last night's special was made up mostly of flashbacks filmed before the Giudices were sentenced, so they have no one but themselves to blame for our latest glimpses into their colossally effed-up relationship.

Not only did we have to see Joe spoil an attempted romantic moment with his wife by talking about penis pumps (seriously), but we also got to hear Teresa Aprea bust out a jaw-dropping rumor that's apparently still circulating:

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As genres of entertainment go, reality TV caters to douchebags like no other, which makes the 23 individuals below all the more impressive and loathsome.

Jon Gosselin
Jon Gosselin is one of the most frequent results if you run a Google image search on "reality TV douchebag." True story.

According to the venerable Urban Dictionary, the term "douchebag" is defined as:

  1. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously with no sense of how moronic he appears.
  2. An individual with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to their attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation.
  3. A person with a s--tty personality, [usually] a hair-gelling pretty-boy but who can also be a pompous, overzealous or vexatious asshole most people wish were killed in a Mortal Kombat fatality.
  4. Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and a--hole, yet not f--ker or motherf--ker.
  5. Justin Bieber.

Yeah. Any or all of the above (sans #5) apply to the individuals we've profiled.

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Andy Cohen may have defended longtime pals Teresa and Joe Giudice last night, but in his new book, he is less than kind to them in his new book.

  • Yay for Andy Cohen!
  • The Giudices Leave Court

On The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Episode 18, Teresa Giudice broke down and apologized as her January 5 prison sentence looms.

Andy was both somber and kind as he closed out the reunion show, which Teresa lamented would likely be her last. It was a rare touching moment.

Well, he wasn't always singing such a sympathetic tune.

In The Andy Cohen Diaries: A Deep Look At a Shallow Year, Cohen recalls interviewing the two stars that day about their shocking indictment for fraud.

“It was like pulling teeth,” the outspoken producer says of the embattled spouses. “They are either very un-introspective or in complete denial. Or both.”

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Prison-bound Teresa Giudice got choked up on an emotional The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Episode 18, which she says will be her final reunion show.

Teresa at the Reunion

"Do you think this is it for you?" host Andy Cohen asked on The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Episode 18, the end of the three-part reunion.

"Yeah, I think so," said Giudice, who is off to Connecticut to start her 15-month prison sentence for fraud on January 5. "You're gonna make me cry, Andy."

"This is probably gonna be my last reunion."

Teresa also offered some rare remorse.

"I just want to apologize to all my fans out there who I let down," she said, fighting back tears and promising, "I'm going to make myself a better person."

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Ever since Teresa Giudice was sentenced to 15 months in prison, she's been going out of her way to show the world just hilariously insane she can be.

Teresa Awaits

Teresa's been fighting her sentence even though there's legally no way she can avoid prison. She's been spending like crazy even though she's got millions in debt.

Best of all, Teresa may be divorcing her husband, even though she stood by him through the scandal that got them both convicted of felonies!

Needless to say, Teresa's behavior doesn't always make a ton of sense, and the latest news about the Queen of the Garden State serves as further evidence that the threat of going to prison is causing Teresa come completely unhinged.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta star NeNe Leakes says she will visit Teresa Giudice in prison if she can, and stands in solidarity with her fellow Bravo star.

NeNe opened up about the two celebs' somewhat surprising friendship on Sunday’s edition of Watch What Happens Live, telling host Andy Cohen:

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“I would even visit her [in prison next year], I really would ... I feel bad for her. I feel like when Teresa calls me, she knows she’s going to get real true advice.”

NeNe, who was promoting The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 7 Episode 1, said she’s given Teresa guidance on various matters in the past year.

She declined to get too specific as to the topics they discuss.

“I don’t want to say her business out there," she said.

NeNe said she didn’t call Teresa immediately following her October 2 sentencing on fraud charges because of how chaotic she figured things would be.

She was thinking of her, though, early and often.

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Ever since Teresa Giudice was sentenced to 15 months in prison, the Bravo network has been the one place that she's able to turn to for sympathy.

Andy Cohen interviewed Teresa in a compassionate, but no-nonsense fashion after her trial wrapped up.

Other Bravo stars have expressed their condolences, such as when Brandi Glanville called Teresa's situation "sad" last week. 

But a celeb who sat down with Cohen on Watch What Happens Live last night was certainly not eager to join Teresa's pity party:

When former Friends star and Real Housewives aficionado Lisa Kudrow was asked about the Teresa situation, she certainly didn't mince words:

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