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Farrah Abraham can cry on cue. It's uncanny. Girl bawls like it's her job. Which is basically is, or one of them anyway. Balling James Deen on video is also her job.

Crying is sort of related to that occupation, though. The tall tales she pathologically spins about how her "sex tape" ruined her life make turning on the waterworks easy.

Farrah's crying faces aren't just a byproduct of the porn career she pretends to disavow, though. They date back to before she put the Backdoor in Teen Mom.

If she looks hilariously fake when she tells her sob stories, that's because she likely is faking it. Maybe it's deliberate or maybe it's subconscious, but it's BS.

Girl knows how to lie, and we don't mean on her back while ... you get the idea. Check out 13 epic Farrah Abraham crying pics and try not to cry ... LOLing:

13 Pics of Farrah Abraham Crying
Farrah Abraham knows how to cry. Gotta love this recurring scene.
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Farrah Abraham Crying HARD

1. Farrah Abraham Crying HARD

Farrah Abraham knows how to cry. Gotta love this recurring scene.


Farrah Getting Ready to Cry

2. Farrah Getting Ready to Cry

It's coming. Just give it a few more sob stories that she fabricated.


Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot

3. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot

Farrah Abraham is crying again. We are not surprised and neither should you be.


Wah. Wah. Wah.

4. Wah. Wah. Wah.

Farrah Abraham loves to turn on the waterworks. Like every day.


Tear-Filled Farrah

5. Tear-Filled Farrah

Farrah Abraham straight up bawling on Couples Therapy. Not to be confused with BALLING James Deen.


Sad Face Farrah

6. Sad Face Farrah

Farrah Abraham cries a lot. Like it's her job you could say.


Farrah Cryin'

7. Farrah Cryin'

Farrah Abraham cries a lot. Here she is doing it on Couples Therapy.


Farrah on Couples Therapy

8. Farrah on Couples Therapy

Farrah Abraham cries a lot. And she cries ugly, we can tell you that.


Farrah Abraham Crying Again

9. Farrah Abraham Crying Again

Farrah Abraham cries a lot. That is kind of her thing and we are not in the least bit surprised.


Farrah Lies

10. Farrah Lies

Farrah Abraham lies. As in she doesn't tell the truth. She also lies on her stomach in the literal sense while ... you know.


Farrah Abraham Cries

11. Farrah Abraham Cries

Farrah Abraham cries on Teen Mom. Seems to be an increasingly frequent occurrence.


Farrah Abraham Cries on Teen Mom

12. Farrah Abraham Cries on Teen Mom

In GIF form. Just because.


Farrah Abraham OH-Face

13. Farrah Abraham OH-Face

Okay, that's not crying. That's straight up boning going on. But the face looks similar, you gotta admit.


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Jon Gosselin absolutely eviscerates ex-wife Kate Gosselin in tonight's episode of VH1's Couples Therapy, making his feelings toward his former spouse clear.

The long and short of it? "She can go and f--king die" for all he cares.

On the reality show, Jon reveals he's written a book about his life "but I'm just afraid to publish it," he says. "It took me two years ... everything that happened."

The book, he says, is "my side ... my feelings, my emotions."

It's unclear if this is the same book, Kate Gosselin: How She Fooled the World, that resulted in lawsuits from Kate against Jon and Robert Hoffman.

It appears so, though, as he discusses her latest lawsuit on the show (above), causing some of his fellow cast members to questions Kate's motives.

"Jon & Kate need to focus on eight," says The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Taylor Armstrong, echoing the thoughts of many, in a confessional.

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With her second sex tape just days away from hitting the market, the bitter feud between Farrah Abraham and Couples Therapy co-star Taylor Armstrong continues.

Incredibly, Farrah appears ready to walk away from a feud for once.

  • Taylor Armstrong: The Lips
  • Farrah Abraham Lip Injections

Armstrong called Farrah Abraham a “f--king rat” on the VH1 show last week, but the Backdoor and More sex tape star isn't taking the bait ... this time.

“I just would hope that her habits - of maybe is it bereavement - kind of going through depression, those type of things ... is it her acting out of that?” Farrah asked.

“Is it jealousy? I’ve just moved on from it, so anything that I hear out of her mouth, I just don’t even take seriously, and I just look at the bigger picture of things."

“And that’s how I would rather be. I’d rather not be the person who is falsely judging, who is making up things, and who is [messing with] somebody else’s life.”

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Farrah Abraham continues to be a total enigma on VH1's Couples Therapy, and just in life. On last night's episode, she discussed her infamous sex tape.

Specifically, the fact that she can't talk about it for legal reasons.

Or so it appears, since, you know, she can't talk about whatever it is she signed the "giant f--king contract" and basically gave her life away for.

She seemed miserable, which would make sense and seemed genuine ... but this was mere hours after we learned about the new Farrah Abraham sex tape.

Despite the fact that the whole experience filming a "leaked" porn video with James Deen "ruined her life," the SEQUEL is due out NEXT WEEK.

Weirder still? Dr. Jenn Berman pulled off her mic and kicked everyone out of the room for a private off-camera discussion with the troubled reality star.

Irony aside (being on a show called Couples Therapy solo, and being unable to film said therapy on said show) Farrah does clearly need therapy.

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Couples Therapy, also known as the Farrah Abraham therapy show, just keeps getting better/worse. She has been diagnosed with "sexual depression."

Seriously. Abraham coined the term first, but therapist Dr. Jenn Berman said it's a good term to describe her issues when it comes to doing the deed.

"When I’m going to date somebody," she said, "I’m thinking about, ‘Oh, if I have sex with this person, ‘I’m just wondering why they’re wanting to have sex."

"I just always feel like they’re always trying to control me in some way," the reality star went on, "like they’re trying to f--king break me in some way."

While it's far from surprising that Farrah Abraham has sexual issues, it's sad in a way to hear this, assuming she's being at all sincere on the show.

It has to be at least a little sincere, right? She's 22, unattached, and at least moderately attractive. The insecurity issues are clearly off the charts.

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Farrah Abraham is not smart. Like at all.

For whatever reason, she continues to maintain that the video of her having sex with porn star James Deen last year was a "leaked" sex tape with a "boyfriend."

Despite the fact that it's long established how this "sex tape" mysteriously obtained by a porn distribution company - she set it up - she keeps peddling BS.

Seriously. You've got to watch this nonsense ...

She was caught in the blatant lie again and called out this week on VH1's Couples Therapy, where she lamented people's misconceptions of her. Sigh.

Discussing the Farrah Abraham sex tape, and how it's RUINING HER LIFE, she slipped and mentioned the camera person filming her and her alleged boyfriend.

Now people think she does porn. Imagine that.

After all, Deen has said he was paid for it, met Abraham right before they filmed the tape, and was asked to go along with this bogus story (he didn't).

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Jon Gosselin tore his ex-wife Kate a new one on VH1's Couples Therapy, which he's starring on this season, on its most recent episode last night.

The reality star, who has been on the warpath against his infamous former spouse, is now in a relationship with Liz Jannetta. At least for the short term.

Viewers of the most recent episode not only saw Jon rail against Kate, but Liz appearing to be the new Kate, baiting and belittling her man. Awkward.

Liz Jannetta Photo

During a group therapy session with host and TV therapist Dr. Jenn Berman, Jon said of living with Kate Gosselin, “My marriage was very non-affectionate."

"It was like 10 years of a business transaction. So many kids, you’re like, ‘We don’t have time to work on our marriage.’ There was always an emptiness.”

Jon denied that he wrecked the marriage by having an affair, or multiple as he was accused of back in the day, implying it was broken in the first place.

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Former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is defending her appearance on VH1's Couples Therapy, which has understandably subjected her to some scrutiny.

The MTV star and “sex tape” participant has been lambasted for appearing alone, after it was reported that she tried to pay men to go on the show with her.

Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot

“Sadly, as I was approaching into Couples Therapy, my significant other chose that he didn’t want to be a part of it,” she says of Brian Dawe bailing.

“I was never broken up with. I was neglected,” Farrah Abraham says.

"I’m just very happy that I’m not with that same person currently.”

Dawe tells a different story, of course, but that's standard operating procedure. Girl lies as unabashedly as she ... does other things with James Deen.

Whatever her reasons for going on the show, she says Couples Therapy’s Dr. Jen has been the most instrumental in getting her through her downtimes.

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Brian Dawe is making (not at all) surprising allegations regarding his “relationship” with Farrah Abraham, claiming it was all a farce staged to get on VH1.

Dawe claims the “faux-mance” was solely for the purpose of appearing on Couples Therapy, but at the last minute, he couldn’t go through with it.

“I got myself in this situation because I was only thinking about the profit I would be making from doing this show. That was wrong,” Dawe lamented.

“In the back of my head, I realized I could not participate in a TV show that would further exploit Farrah, and where I would have to lie to be involved.”

On the Couples Therapy season premiere, she was stood up by Brian. Her fake relationship was mocked by Jenelle Evans and others on Twitter.

Apparently, her shock at being alone in the Couples Therapy house was real. Unlike most other things Farrah Abraham has said or done in her life.

So how did it reach that point?

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Jenelle Evans and Farrah Abraham’s war of words rages on, with the former ripping the latter's appearance on VH1's Couples Therapy last night.

The Teen Mom alums are often slamming each others' lives, parenting skills and money making schemes ... and Evans is having a field day with this one.

  • Farrah Abraham Cries on Teen Mom
  • Jenelle Evans Pissed

Farrah's “relationship” with Brian Dawe, the boyfriend who claims she wanted him to fake a romance just for Couples Therapy, does make for ample material.

He says Farrah Abraham asked him to pretend he was her beau so they could make money on the VH1 show, but he backed out at the last minute.

As such, she was stood up by Brian Dawe on the premiere episode, allegedly blindsided and "forced" to go on the relationship counseling show solo.

Jenelle isn't buying it for one second, taking her to task on Twitter.

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