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We've reached the top of our countdown.

Having spent the past few days ranking the year's top celebrities - from Kate Upton at #10... to Walter White at #9... to Jennifer Lawrence at #8... to Christian Grey at #7... to Twerking at #6... to Justin Bieber at #5... to Lamar Odom ar #4... to Kate Middleton at #3... to Kimye at #2 - we've finally hit the apex.

And who else could be #1 except... MILEY CYRUS!

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The 21-year old simply could not stop making headlines over the past 12 months, from dancing without a lot of clothing on to filming music videos... without a lot of clothes on.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

The THG Celebrity of the Year Countdown has nearly reached its apex.

Kate Upton, the most beautiful woman on the planet, got the list started at #10, while Walter White checked in at #9 and Jennifer Lawrence caught fire at #8.

Christian Grey whipped and chained his way to #7, with Twerking at #6, Justin Bieber at #5 and troubled baller Lamar Odom at #4. With Kate Middleton having a child at hitting #3, we've now reached the #2 spot in our rankings. And it goes to...

KIM KARDASHIAN AND KANYE WEST!

Yes, 2013 was the year in which the world's most vapid reality star and one of the world's most talented rappers turned themselves into one PR-generating entity: Kimye.

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by Free Britney at . Comments

The end of THG's 7th Annual Celebrity of the Year countdown is nigh.

Who will claim the top spot? We will soon find out, after Kate Upton got the list started at #10, followed by Walter White at #9 and Jennifer Lawrence at #8.

At #7? Christian Grey, with Twerking at #6, a controversial Justin Bieber at #5 and an oft-troubled, always newsworthy Lamar Odom at #4. Today?

At #3 on our countdown, it's the Duchess herself, Kate Middleton!

Kate Middleton, Prince George Picture

One year ago, Kate Middleton had just gotten pregnant with the heir to the British throne. Twelve months later ... she obviously had a royal baby.

And what a baby it is! And what a mother she's proven to be!

Demure, humble and classy - not to mention smart, fun, stylish (and spectacularly beautiful) - it's easy to see why Kate is among the most beloved celebrities.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

We're closing in on the top of our Celebrity of the Year Countdown.

With Kate Upton getting the list started at #10, Walter White then checked in at #9 and was followed by Jennifer Lawrence at #8. At #7? That sex maniac himself, Christian Grey, with Twerking at #6 and a controversial Justin Bieber at #5.

Now, THG is excited to present Celebrity of the Year Finalist #4... LAMAR ODOM!

Lamar Odom in Camouflage

One year ago, Odom was a productive member of the Los Angeles Clippers and the loving husband of Khloe Kardashian.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

We're halfway through THG's annual, arbitrary countdown of the year's top celebrities.

Kate Upton got things started at #10, followed by meth cook extraordinaire Walter White at #9, amazing actress Jennifer Lawrence at #8, that S&M lover Christian Grey at #7 and the overall concept of Twerking at #6.

Now, clocking in at #5, Mr. Controversy himself, JUSTIN BIEBER!

Justin Bieber Shirtless GIF

Bieber was absolutely everywhere in 2013, though that wasn't always a good thing.

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by Free Britney at . Comments

The countdown? Yeah, it's on, THGers. Oh, it is so on now.

It's late in the year, which means we are revealing the finalists for, and eventually the winner of, our site's prestigious, arbitrary, 7th Annual Celebrity of the Year honor.

Who and what made this year the most memorable ever?

Kate Upton heated things up at #10, followed by Breaking Bad's Walter White, everybody's best buddy Jennifer Lawrence and Fifty Shades' Christian Grey.

Now, coming in at #6, we proudly present ... Twerking!

Nicki Minaj Twerking

2013 will forever go down in history as the Year of the Twerk, a dance phenomenon popularized by - or some might say synonymous with - Miley Cyrus.

Which is ironic, as she is overrated at actual Twerking.

Seriously. For all the crazy stuff she did this year, there was relatively little Miley Cyrus Twerking, and she sort of sucks at it compared to the real pros.

See Nicki Minaj above, for example. The way that booty pops ... grinding seductively and rhythmically ... incorporating Lil Wayne's anatomy as well as hers?

That's the gold standard for celebrity Twerkers right there. She's far from alone, however. Twerking is defined, according to the Urban Dictionary, as:

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by Free Britney at . Comments

The countdown is on, THGers. It is so very on.

It's late in the year, which means we are revealing the finalists for, and eventually the winner of, our site's prestigious, arbitrary, 7th Annual Celebrity of the Year honor.

Kate Upton heated everything up at #10, Walter White cooked his way into our hearts at #9 and Jennifer Lawrence stole them at #8. Now, our seventh finalist ...

Christian Grey!

Jamie Dornan: Christian Grey

We thought about giving this slot to Jamie Dornan, who will bring Christian Grey to life in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie adaptation of EL James' books.

It was Christian who left more of a mark on 2013 than Dornan, however. In fact, the actor who will actually play him on screen was only recently revealed.

He wasn't even the first person announced as the lead character. That was Charlie Hunnam, who went on to bail on the sexy project for unspecified reasons.

Prior to the casting of Hunnam and the re-casting of the role with Dornan, never has there been more speculation, debate and opinion over a movie character.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

We've arrived at that time again, THGers.

It's late in the year, which means staff members are working around the holiday clock to unveil the finalists for, and eventually the winner of, the site's prestigious, arbitrary, Seventh Annual Celebrity of the Year honor.

Kate Upton has already checked in at #10, while Walter White cooked his way into our hearts at #9. Now, we present Celebrity of the Year Finalist #8... JENNIFER LAWRENCE!

Jennifer Lawrence in Front of Photographers

Let's get the professional accolades out of the way up front: J. Law won an Academy Award in March. She was just nominated for a Golden Globe.

She's extremely talented and respected throughout Hollywood and it showed like never before over the past 12 months.

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by Free Britney at . Comments

It is that time once again, THGers. The time to unveil the finalists for, and eventually the winner of, THG's prestigious, arbitrary, 7th Annual Celebrity of the Year honor.

Between now and the end of 2013, we will be counting down the 10 stars who provided us with the best moments, stories, scandals and entertainment value.

We kicked off the countdown earlier with a smoldering Kate Upton at #10. Now we present our Celebrity of the Year Finalist #9 ... Walter White!

Strange as it may seem to put a fictional TV character on our year-end list ... this is not your average TV character. There will never be another Walter White.

Developed by Breaking Bad creator Vince Gilligan and portrayed by Bryan Cranston, Walt (and later his Heisenberg persona) became iconic.

Once a promising chemist and co-founder of a multi-billion dollar company, we first met Walter as a meek, nerdy, down on his luck chemistry teacher.

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by Free Britney at . Comments

It is that time once again, THGers. The time to unveil the finalists for, and eventually the winner of, THG's prestigious, arbitrary, 7th Annual Celebrity of the Year honor.

Between now and the end of 2013, we will be counting down the 10 stars who provided us with the year's best moments, stories, scandals and entertainment value.

Today we kick off the countdown with Celebrity of the Year Finalist #10 ... Kate Upton!

Kate Upton. Wow. See above. End post.

Just kidding. But sort of not really.

The next time the U.S. economy experiences a recession, it might want to put the curvaceous model on the payroll ... because she's a one-woman stimulus package!

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