In the past month or so, we've been told that Brad Pitt:
- Is sleeping on the couch
- Has been thrown out of the house
- Is in a fake relationship with Angelina Jolie
All of which are probably 100 percent true, right?
Of course. So it only makes sense that Brad is now said to have held a - dun-dun-dun! - secret meeting with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston during a trip to NYC.
According to the Daily Mail (UK), the pair, who ended a five-year marriage in 2005, met up at a hotel for an hour, and Brad "unloaded emotional baggage."
Brad Pitt told Jen, who still bursts into tears yearning for him, all about his problems with Angelina Jolie, with whom he hooked up after walking out on her.
It comes amid reports that Brad and Jennifer are in regular phone contact and their latest encounter marks their second private meeting this year!
Don't bet the farm on Brad and Jen getting back together, though.
A source added: "She was quick to tell him she wanted no part in his break-up with Angelina," and that she was reluctant to meet with Brad Pitt at all.
Still, the magazine alleges Brad got his mother Jane - who is famously still close to Jen - to persuade her to meet with him and give him some advice.
It comes amid claims that his four-year relationship with Angelina - with whom he has six children - has hit the rocks. Or is over. Who the heck knows.
Aniston was apparently brutally honest with Brad, which took place the Friday before last, telling him he was being selfish and had to figure things out.
Later that day, Brad flew back home to France with son Maddox. Now how about that? Jen may be destined to die alone, but she gives good advice!
This concludes this week's false Brad-Jen gossip. Some recent highlights (our personal favorite being that someone got Jennifer Aniston pregnant):






























October 7th, 2009 5:05 PM
This is why people should not allow their pictures and stories to be in OK! and In Style becasue they make up everything! other mags aren't amazing but they are fucking completly out of left feild. Yes Jen and Brad are secretly meeting, Kristen and Rob are getting married and having a baby oh and THESE MAGS ARE FULL OF SHIT!
October 7th, 2009 5:22 PM
she is so pretty i wish they were still together ! :)
is she prego ?
October 7th, 2009 5:35 PM
She probably told him not to be a douchebag, and go home to his wife and 6 kids.....
October 7th, 2009 6:03 PM
why do people want them to reconnect so badly. they broke up, moved on so should everyone else. they will never be best buds
October 7th, 2009 6:19 PM
They are so not secretly meeting. Its just for the covers since they will sell even if it's fake.
October 7th, 2009 6:56 PM
idk i just find it really hard to believe.
October 7th, 2009 7:04 PM
Holy Shit that's a lot of magazines. They are sooooo bored.
October 7th, 2009 8:40 PM
I kinda want them back together, but then again I couldn't care!
October 7th, 2009 9:38 PM
If there were no kids involved I'd say stuff Angelina, Brad! Go back to Jen!
October 7th, 2009 9:42 PM
come on these magazines all are made up can people just get over it there so over...brads with his whore and jen is lonely that's that!!