Just when you think OK! Magazine can't lower the bar any further, the fabled celebrity gossip supermarket tabloid establishes a new standard of hilarity.
According to this fine publication, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant! What great news!
Too bad there's not a single fact that would remotely suggest this, nor is she even in a relationship. Besides, everyone knows she's going to die alone.
According to OK!, Jen has never hidden that her biological clock is ticking since she turned 40 in February. Understandable, as that's pretty near death.
“I feel [motherhood is] in my future and I’m on the verge of it in some way,” the Love Happens star said in recent months. “I want to have children."
Jen's "baby dream" is coming true. What that is? No one knows.
Becoming a parent has quickly become a high priority for the actress, who has scheduled several months off before starting her next project in 2010.
At least according to a celebrity gossip magazine that cites made-up sources who have surely never even spoken to her. They're made up, after all.
“Jen’s made no secret of the fact she wants to get pregnant,” says one such source. “Now, with nothing on her schedule for a while, she can finally relax and address priorities that matter most. Motherhood is at the top of her list."
“She wants to have a baby soon,” adds another Aniston insider.
Someone should probably tell her that. If she's not too busy picking out what to wear to the wedding of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, that is.
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23 Comments
September 23rd, 2009 6:24 PM
Whatever, OK sucks! I can say this though...Aniston is super hot and a talented actress (in her dreams).
September 24th, 2009 6:49 AM
Can't a girl put on a little belly weight without being accused of being pregnant? Personally, I find it refreshing to see an A-lister with a pot-belly.
September 24th, 2009 10:33 AM
Let's just hope that she didn't stick a used condom into the
freezer when she was married to Brad Pitt cause we know that
she knows how to use a turkey baster. Maybe that's why she
made the movie-to learn how a baster works.
September 27th, 2009 4:23 AM
OK Y'ALL ARE SOME FREAKIN HATERZ LET THE WOMAN LIVE HER LIFE AND MOST OF Y'ALL WILL PROBABLY END UP ALONE SO WHY HATE? AND WHO EVER WROTE THIS ARTICLE CAN SUCK IT CUZ UR A NOBODY AND WILL ALWAYS BE A NOBODY AND IMPORTANT ONLY IN UR LITTLE WORLD.
September 28th, 2009 3:21 PM
Me thinks Jen is just getting a bit chunky in the mid section. What do you expect? She is pushing 50, metabloism is slowing.
September 29th, 2009 2:43 AM
I really wonder who writes these comments? More importantly how smart is the one who is writing this article?
It's too obvious that you are trying to kiss Angelina's a**s but nobody is buying these fake news that looks like came out from Jennifer Aniston's mouth. So you think you are doing a favor to Angelina but I think people start to hate Angelina more now.
So it's time to cut it off and leave everyone alone.
By the way, even with a belly I can garantee her metabolism is better than any of you
September 29th, 2009 7:50 PM
The person who wrote this article and all of the ppl who are leaving negative comments really need to look in the mirror because for you to say such hateful things about a person you dont know and has done nothing to you, you must have some self hating issues going on.
October 1st, 2009 12:28 PM
Jennifer is not chunky she is a beautiful independent woman and obvioulsy Tabloids make lots of money covering stories on her. She has shown so much grace despite what she had been through. I wish her all the best and she is way better off without Brad. She deserves to have happiness and people should just leave her alone!
October 2nd, 2009 7:18 AM
This is really cruel how dare you say she is going to die alone. you are putting a lot of negative energy out there by your comments. You will get readership interest even without that kind of low behaviour - you don't need to stoop so low.
October 2nd, 2009 10:45 AM
i do really think that she should be happy after all the sadness that shes been through,i wish that brad is happy,angelina happy,aniston happy,becoz no one wants to be hurt,everybody wants tobe happy in their own way