Just when you think OK! Magazine can't lower the bar any further, the fabled celebrity gossip supermarket tabloid establishes a new standard of hilarity.
According to this fine publication, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant! What great news!
Too bad there's not a single fact that would remotely suggest this, nor is she even in a relationship. Besides, everyone knows she's going to die alone.
According to OK!, Jen has never hidden that her biological clock is ticking since she turned 40 in February. Understandable, as that's pretty near death.
“I feel [motherhood is] in my future and I’m on the verge of it in some way,” the Love Happens star said in recent months. “I want to have children."
Jen's "baby dream" is coming true. What that is? No one knows.
Becoming a parent has quickly become a high priority for the actress, who has scheduled several months off before starting her next project in 2010.
At least according to a celebrity gossip magazine that cites made-up sources who have surely never even spoken to her. They're made up, after all.
“Jen’s made no secret of the fact she wants to get pregnant,” says one such source. “Now, with nothing on her schedule for a while, she can finally relax and address priorities that matter most. Motherhood is at the top of her list."
“She wants to have a baby soon,” adds another Aniston insider.
Someone should probably tell her that. If she's not too busy picking out what to wear to the wedding of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, that is.