Jennifer Aniston is Going to Die Alone!
by Free Britney at .In doing the media rounds for her new movie Love Happens, Jennifer Aniston has said she still believes in love and that she will one day find "The One."
That hasn't stopped celebrity gossip publications from tripping over one another to report that she's a lonely, pathetic, desperate middle-aged hag, though.
Last night, The Soup suggested Us, In Touch, Star and Life & Style join forces to create a new magazine, Jennifer Aniston is Going to Die Alone Weekly.
Who wouldn't want 52 issues a year jam packed with made-up sources talking about an obviously fat and crying woman plotting revenge on Angelina ...
If you call 1-800-55-LOSER now, you will even get a bonus subscription to Jessica Simpson Looks Fat Weekly. That's over 5,000 pages per year of unflattering Jessica Simpson pictures at over 80 percent off the cover price!
What a steal.
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Comments (14 Total)
Jen is stunning and any real man would marry her in a New York second
Jennifer Aniston should die.
LOL. Her man was Brad Pitt. If da bitch wasnt so busy being Rachel and shit, she could have had him right now instead of Saint Angie. What a loser bitch! She cannot keep no man. They want her for her pussy.
People need to seriously leave her alone already. It's getting old fast, stupid tabloids
Wow, It's absolutely SICK how people who are probably HAGS themselves pick on beautiful popular people. Why? What makes you want to do a story on someone who got a divorce and takes time before they settle down with another person as opposed to - Oh I don't know - starving kids in Africa, or someone's Drug Binge even! Tell you what's PATHETIC: the losers who write nasty shit like this.