The Hills Premieres: A Week in Review

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In case you didn't noticed, The Hills premiered on MTV this week.

As loyal celebrity gossip followers, we were stuck covering every article and quote used to hype the show's new season, which included a few nuggets from the Satanic spawn known as Spencer Pratt.

Heidi Montag at LAX

Love the cast or hate the cast, everyone from Spencer to Kristin Cavallari was in the news this week. An aggravating, entertaining summation of their stories is below...

  • First, get caught up on the season premiere with our unique plus/minus review of events from it;
  • Check out Stephanie, Lo and Audrina walking the streets of L.A. while shooting this (un)reality show;
  • Sit slack-jawed as you browse through the insane gobs of money each star brings in;
  • Get out a tissue: Stephanie Pratt might soon say goodbye.
  • Spencer, meanwhile, is saying no to sex.
  • That's the same message Kristin Cavallari sent to John Mayer when he hit on her.
  • Pratt thinks Speidi is bigger than the Kardashians and on par with the Obamas.
  • The entire cast posed for promotional photos that were as staged as every fight and discussion on the show itself.

While it often pains us, remember: The Hollywood Gossip is the source for The Hills. Come back everyday for the latest coverage on a group of people we love to hate.

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i can't believe they continued it without lauren

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this show is going to fail

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Why would people want to watch a show about whiny, rich bitches?

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Can't wait I love Kristin. she is awesome

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I wish kristin and Brody would hook back up I hate jayde.. Kristin is better looking.

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all the girls in the hills are so pretty and the guys are all hot :)(L)

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it hasnt come out in uk yet but i cant wait ;)

The Hills Quotes

Brody's girlfriend is pretty. With very large breasts.

Lauren Bosworth [on Cora Skinner]

Someone with a great sense of humor is the most important thing, and someone who really supports me in everything I do... I don’t ever want to make an excuse for trying to work hard and having my own life. I love a guy that supports that and loves that.

Lauren Conrad [on men]