Spencer Pratt has never actually gone away.
While a new season of The Hills kicks off tonight on MTV, the ridiculous reality star and wife Heidi Montag have rarely gone more than two days all summer without making headlines.
Still, during an interview with The New York Post, Pratt felt the need to announce his return to television by going off on a classic rant against Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian; while also comparing himself to a certain U.S. President. He said:
"Speidi is Barack and Michelle famous, not Kardashian famous! The fact that USA Today said we're the third most famous couple in the world after Brangelina and The Obamas is amazing."
As for Lauren Conrad, it's safe to say Spencer thinks her decision to exit The Hills was a mistake.
"Her ego ruined her life and her career - I pray for her every day and we'd all love for her to come back to The Hills when she realizes her move didn't work. She tried to put MTV over a barrel by demanding more money than God."
Audrina Patridge also has plans for her own reality show. How do you feel about that, Spence?
"The day she can hold 22 minutes of content with her brain, is the day I'm walking on Mars with no oxygen tank barefoot. Unfortunately, Audrina will have to wake up from that dream soon!"
You gotta love Spencer Pratt. Or maybe you don't. Do you like the attention-grabbing star?