Spencer Pratt Might Cut Off His Nuts, Doesn't Trust Heidi Montag
Finally, Spencer Pratt is echoing the sentiments of his harshest critics: all agree that the publicity-loving son of Satan should not bear any children.
Unfortunately for Heidi Montag, though, this means missing out on intercourse with her husband; because, as Pratt told The New York Post, he doesn't trust his wife.
"I'm not even kidding, but we're barely having sex because I'm scared that she's gonna have a baby," Spencer said. "That's the level our marriage is on right now. I'm not even kidding – my wife has me debating cutting off my nuts."
But, wait, isn't Heidi on birth control? Yes. However, this union is so strong and healthy that Spencer thinks she might stop taking the pill, spread her legs and not tell her man.
"She's not the kind of person who would lie – she would just walk away and not answer the question," Pratt said. "I'm very concerned. Our sex life has dramatically changed recently."
How is Spencer coping with the lack of sex? He's spending every waking hour ogling Montag's Playboy cover. Each page of her photo spread is likely very sticky at this point. (Sorry.)
In other news: Pratt also mocked Joel McHale, host of E!'s The Soup, because he always makes fun of Speidi. Spencer referred to McHale as "a struggling wannabe actor just clowning on reality stars," making it clear he's never heard any hilarious Community quotes.
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May 18th, 2010 1:36 AM
Spencer doesn't like Heidi in that way. Look at them, they hold hands, never an arm around the shoulders, looking at each other, or hugs or spontaneous kissing. He doesn't like women. He like Brody but Brody moved on and Spence only wanted someone to manage and destroy their self esteem so they at 23 his wife has had 14 plastic surgeries and still is lacking. I love Joel who has more talent in a skin cell than Spense will have his entire life. Which I hope is very brief.
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October 9th, 2009 12:14 AM
i hope they don't procreate please save the world from that
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October 9th, 2009 12:14 AM
these two are so fake it's ridiculous
October 7th, 2009 11:48 AM
He doesn't trust her?! Then why did he marry her?! Insanity is taking over..
October 6th, 2009 4:48 PM
I don't like him either. That show I'm celebrity get me out of here they were the worst players I have ever seen...... GO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
October 5th, 2009 3:46 PM
I hate heidi and Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go away
October 5th, 2009 1:42 PM
hmm. i love heidi but maybe not spencer :S
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October 1st, 2009 11:28 PM
Kim Kardashian, Lauren Conrad, Audrina Partridge, Spencer Pratt, Khloe Kardashian, and may be Tila Tequila...all these 20-somethings, they leave a lot to be desired. I often wonder, when each is alone by themelves, what they're actually thinking than when they're in their peer groups, trying to see and be seen. The public eye is VERY important for all of these people, not Tila Tequila so much. I've never watched the Hills. Reminds me too much of Big Brother and....Survivor. Different age contestants but backstabbing and personality conflicts right from the get-go and sometimes I wonder...where is the emotional maturity??
These young women/men, they make money for their networks but they're not all as mature as one...Ellen Page. Now there's one cool, educated, young 22-yr old actor. Wonder what she'd think or say about the Hills, etc.
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October 1st, 2009 11:24 PM
Saw Heidi Montag (Spencer Pratt) was in the audience of ABC's The View and Whoopi Goldberg, the Moderator/commentator came right out, tactfully of course and mentioned that there's trouble in their 4-month old marriage paradise. She wants to start a family, he isn't interested. There was something else going on too between them but didn't catch it. All I've ever got from them as a couple, courtesy of Spencer Pratt is that he believes he and Heidi are the most IMPORTANT couple, perhaps in the world.
Spencer, you really do have an supersized, over-sized EGO!