The Hills Brings in the Bills for its Stars

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In this economy, isn't it nice to know that not everyone is suffering?

Sure, the unemployment rate in Detroit is close to 30% and average home prices in that once-thriving city are under $20,000.

But at least talentless reality stars are raking in millions per year to read from cue cards and pretend to get married!

A Trophy Wife

Speidi earned more money for this photograph than millions of people make in a year. We're not exaggerating.

A new report from The Daily Beast reveals the salaries for various cast members on The Hills. You might wanna be sitting down for these. The numbers are more shocking than anything Mackenzie Phillips has ever said...

  • Lauren Conrad: $125,000/episode
  • Audrina Patridge, Lauren Bosworth and Heidi Montag: $100,000/episode
  • Kristin Cavallari: $90,000/episode
  • Spencer Pratt: $65,000/episode
  • Brody Jenner: $45,000/episode

Keep in mind, these figures represent solely what each star brings in per half hour. Spencer and Heidi are known to pocket close to $50,000 for personal appearance and staged photo ops.

We bet they have good health insurance, too.

Barack Obama really needs to implement his Socialist agenda and do something about the discrepency between the rich and the poor in this country.


that's ridiculous


they get paid way too much for doing nothing


I wished I could make that in one year


.....and that's partly because you and every other gossip site and magazine constantly reports on them. And no, Obama doesn't need to do that.


but we still have starving, homeless, jobless families in this world..........


The Hills Quotes

We're still friends... We're not as close as we used to be [because] we all have our own things going.

Audrina Patridge

Brody's girlfriend is pretty. With very large breasts.

Lauren Bosworth [on Cora Skinner]