We take back what we said about Heidi Montag's Playboy photo shoot. Well, not what we said about the wife of Spencer Pratt being unattractive and airbrushed. That's still true. But Heidi Pratt actually is sort of nude in Playboy after all.
Not full-frontal style by any means, but more risque than the weak sauce PG-13 Playboy photos that were leaked following ridiculous hype earlier this week.
Heidi Montag didn't actually hold back as much as we thought. A bunch of her Playboy pictures we obtained may not be totally naked, but are quite risque.
Follow the jump to see The Hills star showing off her (giant, surgically enhanced) hills and much more in the September issue of the men's magazine ...
There you have it. Heidi Montag nude, in the style of dogs, possibly on the same bed where Spencer Pratt gives her 20-30 orgasms a day. Her own words.
Frankly, we can still take it or leave it. If you want to see some bleach-blonde tramp with fake boobs, just walk down any street in L.A. for an afternoon.
What do you think? Click to enlarge the images below and comment ...































August 14th, 2009 11:45 AM
its so sexy
August 14th, 2009 4:39 PM
Hubby pimping out whore wife. Pigs.
August 14th, 2009 8:18 PM
She looks damn good. But then so do many naked women. Maybe she could begin doing porn now.
August 14th, 2009 9:32 PM
BOOOOOOO!!!! what is this fricken Maxim? Playboy is going down hill fast.
August 14th, 2009 10:13 PM
You can't even see anything this sucks!
August 15th, 2009 7:52 AM
i love miley cyrus. i am a very big fan of miley cyrus. i cant wait for miley cyrus in playboy.
August 17th, 2009 5:41 PM
Playboy has been sucking balls lately. I can't believe they published this BS spread. What a waste of several pages.
August 25th, 2009 12:04 AM
What a disappointment, and utter waste of time. The least she could do is give us a "True" playboy spread.
August 25th, 2009 12:36 AM
Heidi once again makes another half-ass attempt at something. Not even a god damned nipple, you make me sick.
August 29th, 2009 3:59 PM
boooo cant see nothing