Okay, so this is some really terrible news.
Like, just sincerely awful.
Because you know how Jenelle Evans is the world's worst pet owner? Like the actual, literal worst in human history?
There are so many examples of this.
Remember the Teen Mom 2 scene where she kept her dog and Nathan Griffith's dog in cages that were way too small for them?
She yelled and screamed at them and even let them loose outside and told them to leave ... they could've easily been hit by a car.
Then there was the time that she tried to get that same dog of hers to fetch a firework (above). After she lit the darn thing.
That very same dog - her pitbull, Jax ... he's been through a lot - seems to have a broken tail in photos and videos she's shared of him in the last couple of years.
Lots of people are mad about that.
And then, of course, there's the case of Nugget, her little French bulldog. You know what happened there, but real quick, let's recap.
See, Nugget was never trained properly, and it seems like Jenelle and David never taught the kids how to interact with animals in a respectful way.
We saw that in that video David shared on Instagram of Ensley climbing all over Nugget and getting close to her face, even though the dog was very clearly uncomfortable.
The diminuitive Nugget gave her a warning nip, as dogs tend to do - a little "back up" communication.
She didn't even break the skin, but after grabbing the pup and throwing her outside, David shot her.
We know that because both David and Jenelle said that's what happened, as did countless reports about what went down at the Eason home in the following days.
Now, Jenelle is saying that she's not sure what happened to her dog, but she never heard a gunshot and she never saw David do anything.
Absolutely, utterly ridiculous, right?
You know what else is ridiculous?
They just got two new puppies.
In a new video David shared on his YouTube channel, he introduces the puppies - two Anatolian Shepherds named Buddy and Junior.
(Try to aim away from the computer or mobile device if you feel the waves of nausea coming on like we do.)
In his caption, he explained that "Recently we had to find a better way of protecting our chickens and livestock."
"We have hawks and crows always eating the heads off our chickens and plastic owls are not doing the trick."
He said that poor Jax, Jenelle's old pitbull, killed one of their bigs, so "we decided to give him to a friend."
"After lots of research we came across this breed of dog called the Anatolian Shepherd," David continued.
"They are one of the most unique types of dog I have ever seen and have the best temperament and disposition of any dog I have ever owned."
Evans' husband finished up his explanation thusly:
"They are a livestock guardian breed and do not mind eating and sleeping with all our animals on The Land!"
Right, so this is horrible for several reasons:
One: They have absolutely no business owning any animals after what happened to Nugget, and it's insane that they're flaunting two new puppies like this.
Two: David keeps talking about how sweet and calm the puppies are in the video - does he really think tiny little Nugget was more dangerous than these two?
We find that very hard to believe.
Three: A quick bit of research on this breed shows that they're working dogs, and without rigorous training, they can become destructive and aggressive.
They can also grow to be well over 100 pounds, with males reaching up to 150 pounds. One hundred and fifty pounds.
If they couldn't handle training Nugget, who was maybe 10 pounds, what are they gonna do with two 100+ pound dogs?
We think it's pretty safe to say that they didn't learn anything with the CPS case and the animal cruelty investigation.
We also know from following them online that all the gruesome twosome's kids help with tending to the animals.
What's going to end up happening to these sweet little puppies? We shudder to think, to be completely honest.
Watch David's video in full here: