Marriage Boot Camp has officially reached the point in its run where producers have decided to completely 86 the original premise.
In other words, it’s become a show in which reality stars scream obscenities at each other, regardless of the nature of their relationship.
Fortunately, that formula has long proven successful, and they picked some of the most bonkers reality stars in the business, so we’re not complaining.
Farrah Abraham, Kendra Wilkinson, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson, apparently, are on board.
All have serious beefs with their families, and they’ve confusingly come to … the Marriage Boot Camp house to work things out.
Yes, it’s Marriage Boot Camp: Family Edition, aka Marriage Boot Camp: Let’s Be Honest, We Weren’t Fixing Any Marriages Anyway.
Just go with it, okay? Don’t overthink it.
We figured the show had peaked with Tara Reid’s drunken antics last year, but it turns out you can always ramp up the crazy.
The not-so-secret ingredient:
Simply adding Farrah to the mix is a guaranteed way to do just that, as you know if you watch Teen Mom online or follow her whatsoever.
Throw in her mom, and wow. Sit back and watch the fireworks display, but only from a safe distance, as s–t gets explosive.
"You’re a stupid, dumb bitch," Farrah yells at the oft-maligned Debra Danielsen during one particularly therapeutic scene.
The Farrah-Debra relationship has always been a toxic one, but the upside of that is it will play out publicly, and crazily.
Mother and daughter can usually be counted on to be the most bats–t reality stars on any show about bats–t reality stars.
This time, however, it looks like Kendra and mom Patti may be able to give the gruesome twosome a run for their money.
"No mother wants their mother to be a whore," Patti tells K-Dubs in a scene that reminds us we’re watching a serious show about serious therapy.
Eh, who are we kidding people?
We can make fun of this show ’til the cows come home, but with a cast like that, we’ll be front and center to watch the drama on April 28.
Check out the full trailer below: