The spring of 2017 is turning out to be a very special time for us all, because Farrah Abraham is doubling down on unnecessary, trashy drama.
Not only can we see her when we watch Teen Mom OG online, but she's also appearing on Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars Family Edition.
It means a whole helluva lot of Farrah, which means a whole lot of awfulness ... but this latest example is particularly bad, even for her.
In this new little teaser for Marriage Boot Camp, all the D-list families sit down together for what looks like a nice little Christmas gathering.
But don't get your heart set on any sort of happiness.
This is Farrah, after all, and the very first thing that happens in the clip is that Debra, Farrah's mom, opens up her gift ... which is a noose.
Yes, an actual, physical noose.
Everyone has a horrified reaction, which is totally fair, but Debra got the gift 'cause of that time Farrah told her to just f-cking die already.
Asked why she'd ever say such a thing to her own mother, Farrah's answer is "Probably from all the pain I've been through in my life."
Deb starts shaking her head. It's all any of us can do.
Never content to leave well enough (or horrible enough) alone, her daughter then turns on her, accusing her of ruining her life basically.
"You thought it was OK to have abusive behavior around me continuously," Farrah tells Debra, as awkwardness continues to escalate.
She's apparently referring to Debra's 2010 arrest for assaulting Farrah, who says she dropped the charges out of the goodness of her heart.
Deb maintains that the charges were "bogus" anyway.
Whatever happened back then, Farrah starts to cry about the incident now, claiming that a police officer held a gun to Debra's head.
To hear Abraham tell it, they did this "because my whole face was bleeding," but her mom continues to dismiss her story and call her a liar.
Far be it from us to defend Farrah, but when Debra was arrested, law enforcement officials did note that she had "multiple cuts" on her face.
Whatever happened, it sure as hell wasn't good.
Clearly these two have a messed up relationship, as evidenced by their interactions on this show ... and Farrah Abraham, just in general.
In the end, the 25-year-old Teen Mom firebrand melts down, calling her mom a "stupid ass bitch" and leaving the set of the WE tv show.
See the troubling footage in the video below: