Jersey Shore Recap: You’re a Drunk Skank With No Job
Reading Time: 3 minutesLast night’s Jersey Shore paled in comparison to last week’s for the simple fact that the tired act that is …
Vinny Guadagnino
Jersey Shore Preview: The Ultimate Tag Team
Reading Time: < 1 minute“I don’t want girls studying for finals. I want girls studying for *%$k!” – Vinny Vinny and Pauly D definitely …
Gelato Shop Creepin’
Vinny and Pauly mack on girls at the gelato shop on Jersey Shore. Funny as always.
Jersey Shore Recap: Creepin’ on South Beach Hard
Reading Time: 2 minutesCreepin’: adj. 1. To sneak about unnoticed and in mysterious fashion; typically but not necessarily to convey the message that …
Emilio Masella Wants to Fight Vinny Guadagnino
Reading Time: 2 minutesVinny Guadagnino allegedly hooked up with Snooki on Jersey Shore this season. Now her gorilla juicehead ex, Emilio Masella, is …
Jersey Shore Recap: It’s T-Shirt Time!
Reading Time: 2 minutesAs Jersey Shore goes, Season 2, Episode 2 (“The Hangover”) was not among the greatest. How could it be with …
Jersey Shore Season Two Premiere Recap: Gym, Tan, Smush, Huh?
Reading Time: 2 minutesThe greatness/awfulness that is Jersey Shore is back. As advertised, Season 2 features a new shore (pity Miami Beach), but …
Jersey Shore to Return to Actual Jersey Shore, Beef Up Security After South Beach Trip
Reading Time: 2 minutesThe cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore has brought its GTL, bed-hopping, first-pumping antics to Miami’s South Beach for Season 2, …
Jersey Shore Cast Puts the G in GTL
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThere’s no mistaking the male Jersey Shore cast members, sporting matching black tank tops and officially putting the G in …
Jersey Shore Stars Raise Roof, Survive its Collapse
Reading Time: < 1 minuteCelebrating the Jewish holiday of Purim at Manhattan hotspot Solo Saturday, Jersey Shore stars Snooki and Vinny emerged unscathed after …