Terrible singer somehow made the finals on American Idol. Even today, people still love Sanjaya Malakar.
Holly Montag: Not Dating Sanjaya Malakar
The hottest reality TV non-star couple that wasn't is officially not. If that makes any sense. In other words, Holly Montag and Sanjaya Malakar are just friends.
Despite becoming close on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, Holly Montag insists there is no jungle fever with American Idol punch line Sanjaya Malakar.
Rumored Couple Alert: Holly Montag and Sanjaya?!
This story seems far-fetched, but we must remember, Sanjaya Malakar is a sexy beast. The man exudes hotness. He is the personification of raw lust.
How could Holly Montag possibly resist?
Look Out, Hollywood: Here Comes Sanjaya Malakar!
Take cover, Tinseltown: Sanjaya Malakar is on his way!
The former American Idol finalist has put a "For Sale" sign on his family's suburban Seattle home.
Sanjaya: Shyamali Malakar Nude Spread Won't Happen
After being asked about his music - which the crazy-haired former American Idol contestant told The Daily News he wants to "legitimize" - the topic turned to his much better looking sibling.
Jordin Sparks is a Sanjaya Supporter
Blake Lewis and Jordin Sparks get along very well.
But the American Idol champ had always named her favorite male artists as John Mayer and Justin Timberlake. In an interview with The Associated Press this week, though, she pointed to a former contestant from this season of the FOX reality show.
Sanjaya Malakar Poses with Pot-Smoking Mom, Valerie Bertinelli
For reasons unknown, Sanjaya Malakar was invited to the White House Correspondence Dinner a couple weeks ago.
Perhaps People magazine, which included the American Idol reject among its table in invitees (along with Project Runway star Tim Gunn) lost a bet of some sort.
Mom of Sanjaya, Shyamali Malakar Hits the Bong
In case you thought we were joking about Jillian Blyth being busted for marijuana, here's some visual evidence of the pot smoker in action.
Yes, the mom of Sanjaya Malakar might be on more drugs than Paula Abdul. She's already served jail time for growing the ganja - and could be in more hot legal bong water after this photo of her was snapped at a Hollywood party in March.
Britney Nixes Comeback Gig, Plans Duet With... Sanjaya?
Britney Spears has been a dance class fanatic since leaving rehab, but so far, she's kept fans guessing about when she'll make her big comeback performance.
The mystery widened when the head case and commando queen reportedly pulled the plug on a show in Los Angeles late on Wednesday night.
THG Presents: Celebrity Gossip Anagram Madness
An anagram is a type of word play, a result of rearranging the letters of a word or group of words to produce other words, using all original letters exactly once. It's amazing what kind of hidden meanings one can find in a name... for better or for worse.
The names of celebrity gossip mainstays and other noteworthy folk can be worked around to mean any number of things, ranging from the strangely appropriate ...
Stephen Colbert, Perez Hilton, Sanjaya Malakar are Influential People
It may seem a bit early, but Time magazine is already gathering votes for its 100 Most Influential People of the Year issue.
And, no, Spencer Pratt is not on the list.
Mother of Sanjaya, Shyamali Malakar Arrested for Growing Pot
Petra Nemcova Strikes Back with ... Sanjaya Malakar?
Take this, James Blunt!
Sayonara, Sanjaya Malakar!
First, we had to say goodbye to Haley Scarnato and her legs.
Now, American Idol viewers have finally bid farewell to Sanjaya Malakar and his hair.
Fashion Face-Off: Katherine Heigl vs. Sanjaya Malakar
He's already been named girl of the day.
But even we didn't expect Sanjaya Malakar to take it this far.
Sanjaya Malakar: The Maxim Girl of the Day
This honor may be more rewarding that a spot in the finals of American Idol.
Or maybe not.
Hot Celebrity Gossip: Feelings on Sanjaya Malakar
The war in Iraq and Sanjaya Malakar.
These are pretty much the two most debated topics in the country right now. With that in mind, let's hear what certain celebrities have to say about this American Idol hopeful:
Behold the Horror... of the Least Sexy Men Alive
Yes, you read that right. Forget Matthew McConaughey, George Clooney and their annual battle for Sexiest Man Alive honors. This battle is for the complete opposite (dis)honor.
This list, compiled by the amazing Boston Phoenix, is chock full of irritating smirks, bad haircuts, possible murders and some seriously ugly mugs. Yup, the Phoenix list of The 100 Unsexiest Men Alive has it all, and we've got the highlights...
Carson Daly: On the Sanjaya Malakar Bandwagon
It's hard to say how that affects his judgment, but the former MTV video jockey has chosen a surprising American Idol favorite this year.
The Heck With Sanjaya. Meet Shyamali Malakar.
Sanjaya Malakar is a budding music god.
He takes his influence from many popular musicians of our time, butchering their songs and worming his way into America's collective heart with each brutal week.
Sanjaya Malakar Has a Fan in Rose McGowan
Everyone's weighing in on the phenomenon that is American Idol.
That includes the feisty Rose McGowan, who recently revealed her favorite contestant.
American Idol Top Nine: Sanjaya Malakar Doesn't Suck
Last night's celebrity coach, Tony Bennett, has made 106 albums. In other words: these American Idol contestants have a looooong way to go.
But they all treated viewers to solid performances last night, as none of the renditions could be considered bombs. And, yes, that even includes Sanjaya Malakar. He was decked out in a white suit and sang as off-key as ever. Yet he didn't make us wanna destroy our own eardrums for once.
Sanjaya Malakar Fever Spreads to Kentucky Fried Chicken
If Boston Market starts to support Heather Mills, then we're outta here.
It's difficult enough to stick around now that Kentucky Fried Chicken has decided to capitalize on the mess that is Sanjaya Malakar with a bizarre marketing campaign.
Heather Mills: The Sanjaya Malakar of Dancing with the Stars
ABC and FOX may be competitors, but they have something in common when it comes to their top-rated reality TV shows: outraged fans.
On American Idol, followers of actual music talent cannot believe that Sanjaya Malakar is still on the show. On Dancing with the Stars, meanwhile, followers of moral human beings are saying the same thing about Heather Mills.