Lenny Dykstra: Charlie Sheen is a Murderer!

Lenny Dykstra: Charlie Sheen is a Murderer!

Charlie Sheen has been accused of just about every type of sordid behavior imaginable over the course of his 52 years as a tiger-blood guzzling warlock from Mars.

But before today, the Sheenius had never been publicly accused of taking a human life.

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Lenny Dykstra Attempts to Seduce Lena Dunham, Repulses Twitter

Lenny Dykstra Attempts to Seduce Lena Dunham, Repulses Twitter

If you're not a fan of baseball or tobacco-chewing ex-cons with tobacco chewing ex-con names, then you might not be familiar with Lenny Dykstra.

We won't bore you with the details of Dykstra's career on the field or the shady shenanigans that later landed him behind bars, but suffice it to say, he's one of the sports world's great dirtbags.

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Len Dykstra Sentenced to 20 YEARS in Prison

Len Dykstra Sentenced to 20 YEARS in Prison

Former MLB star and apparent hard ass criminal Lenny Dykstra was given 20 YEARS in prison today ... on top of the three he was already serving.

Dykstra pleaded guilty in federal court to bankruptcy fraud, concealment of assets and money laundering following his unreal arrest late last year.

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Charlie Sheen Bails Len Dykstra Outta Jail

Charlie Sheen Bails Len Dykstra Outta Jail

For Len Dykstra, it pays to have friends in high places.

Emphasis on high. Charlie Sheen coughed up $22,500 to bail the former New York Mets and Philadelphia Phillies outfielder out of jail yesterday.

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