Well, as you've probably heard by now, Aaron Rodgers embarrassed himself over the weekend.
No, we're not talking about his touchdown-less performance in the Packers' humiliating defeat at the hands of the 49ers in front of 80,000 disappointed Cheeseheads at Lambeau Field.
On the one-year anniversary of America coming to grips with the seriousness of COVID-19 -- Tom Hanks was diagnosed! The NBA shut down! Travel from Europe was halted! -- Joe Biden delivered his first primetime speech as President.
And, in doing so, he set an ambitious and exciting goal for the nation.
Joe Biden has made it official:
He's on Team Meghan and Harry.
Joe Biden campaigned for President on a promise of ending the malarkey in America.
And yet, just over a month into his first term, the President is faced with a new round of dangerous malarkey from the governors of two southern states, Texas and Mississippi.
"I've now become the laughingstock of my entire family."
That's what one QAnon conspiracy theorist posted to a message board as he watched Joe Biden get inaugurated as the 46th President of the United States on Wednesday.
It is official.
And, if we are to be honest, it... is... awesome.
On the same day a number of Donald Trump supporters invaded the U.S. Capitol and committed acts of terrorism in the name of the 45th President of the United States...
... Congress went ahead and certified the next President of the United States.
Joe Biden won the Presidential election in November.
No matter what dangerous nonsense Donald Trump is out there spewing, this is a fact.
Your move, Donald Trump.
In the wake of electoral college certifying Joe Biden's 306 votes on Monday, and thereby his win in this year's Presidential election, even the most ardent supporters of the current Commander-in-Chief now see the writing on the wall.
Monday marked a rather monumental day in the life of the American public.
In the span of just a few hours, the FDA-approved Covid-19 vaccine started to be administered to frontline healthcare workers...
It started on November 3.
It ended, for most sane-minded individuals, on November 7, when Joe Biden crossed the 270-electoral college vote threshold.
Donald Trump's biggest nightmare has turned into a reality.
That he lost the Presidential election to Joe Biden?
On Thursday night, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris sat down with CNN's Jake Tapper for their first joint interview since being elected President and Vice President, respectively, back on November 7.
(And for the record, yes, Biden has won.)
You know what they say about actions versus words, right?
According to the old adage, the former speak a lot louder than the latter.
Let's start out by, once again, emphasizing the following point.
Nay, the following FACT:
Joe Biden will be the next President of the United States.
No matter what dangerous nonsense Donald Trump rattles on about via Twitter, this is not a question.
In his own warped, dangerous and wildly misguided way, Donald Trump has at last conceded the 2020 Presidential Election.
He has admitted that Joe Biden came out on top.
President-Elect Joe Biden and Soon-to-Be-Ex-President Donald Trump are approaching the ongoing COVIID-19 pandemic in contrasting fashion.
The latter is ignoring the crisis and whining about voter fraud that didn't exist in the recent general election because he is a narcissistic sociopath.
In case you somehow haven't heard, Joe Biden has been elected as the next President of the United States.
Just before noon on Saturday, every broadcast network and cable news network declared that Biden had won the state of Pennsylvania, sending him over the 270-electoral vote threshold needed for victory.
For just about 75 million Americans, their long national nightmare is over.
On Saturday morning -- following days of confusion, chaos, misleading information and a great deal of vote-counting -- Joe Biden was elected the 46th President of the United States.
Well, if you're a Donald Trump supporter, the fat lady hasn't sung yet, but she's currently warming up backstage.
By all accounts, Joe Biden has done it.
With a new round of votes having been counted overnight in Georgia and Pennsylvania -- and with the outstanding ballots remaining in the latter state expected to heavily tilt Democratic -- we feel comfortable enough to now announce:
Joe Biden and Donald Trump delivered contrasting early-morning remarks on Wednesday ... in the wake of a VERY close Presidential election.
As of this writing, Biden has 238 electoral votes and Trump has 213, while America awaits mail-in ballots to be counted in a number of extremely tight races.
A few short months ago, Joe Biden seemed like a virtual lock to secure the Democratic nomination for the 2020 presidential election.
But a combination of gaffes, outdated ideas, and potentially calamitous family scandals have left the former vice president struggling to rescue his ailing campaign.
