Ivanka Trump

These days, Donald Trump has about as many powerful allies as that German fella did when he tied the knot with his actress girlfriend in that bunker.

Former bootlickers like Michael Cohen and Anthony Scaramucci jumped ship long ago, and now the president has even managed to alienate Mike Pence and Mitch McConnell, who recently downgraded Trump's status from "useful idiot" to just plain idiot.

Earlier today, we reported that Ivanka Trump is planning to flee D.C. the moment Joe Biden is sworn in as president.

Her reasons for doing so seem obvious, of course.

With more court cases being thrown out every week, it seems increasingly unlikely that Donald Trump's efforts to steal the 2020 election will be successful.

This puts the president in a difficult position, of course, as post-White House life doesn't seem to have much to offer him.

Well, you can't have a presidential election without an October surprise or two.

And since 2020 is the most bonkers year anyone can recall, it stands to reason that this year's last-minute twists would be the most ridiculous of all time!

While Donald Trump Jr. doesn't shy away from being overtly racist on social media, Ivanka Trump tends to "architect" her words more carefully.

She doesn't just say whatever horrible thought comes to mind. It makes her better at keeping secrets -- but still not perfect.

According to Omarosa Manigault Newman, Donald Trump legitimately wants to have sex with his daughter.

No, not Tiffany Trump of course. That would be crazy.

After widespread national and international backlash and Melania Trump's "I don't really care" controversy, Donald Trump finally retracted his family separation immigration policy.

First Daughter Ivanka Trump has reportedly been claiming credit for influencing her father.

Samantha Bee is known for playing dirty.

But the comedian now admits that she played a bit too dirty in her recent critique of Ivanka Trump.

Sunday was Mother's Day, and like so many other celebrities who wrote tributes to their moms, Ivanka took to Instagram to architect a post of her own.

But she's being slammed in the comments -- even by people who seem to like her -- for her brief, impersonal post about Ivana.

If you've ever laid eyes on Jared Kushner, you know that the 37-year-old husband of Ivanka Trump often affects the wide-eyed look a man who frequently uses the word "papa."

We assume that just weeks before he entered the public eye, Kushner sported Goldilocks curls and was often seen enjoying a brightly-colored, cartoonishly over-sized lollipop.

In the span of just two months, Anthony Scaramucci went from White House Communications Director to guest host of TMZ's syndicated TV series.

Like so much that's occurred in 2017, that sounds like a joke, but believe it or not, the Mooch actually took over Harvey Levin's cubicle-hovering duties on yesterday's show.

Ellen Pompeo may play a doctor who saves lives on television...

... but she just played a very different role on Twitter:

Bill Maher is never afraid to say what's on his mind.

Remember when he compared Zayn Malik to a terrorist?

Remember when Kellyanne Conway abused her power and position by going on Fox News and telling Americans to buy Ivanka Trump's products?

If your head exploded at the sight of a government official going full-QVC during a policy interview, you have our condolences.

Throughout Donald Trump's presidential campaign, daughter Ivanka Trump was widely praised as a lone voice of reason and sanity in a crowd of power-hungry yes men.

Now that her father has been sworn into office and kicked off his agenda of state-sanctioned bigotry, however, many who were previously singing Ivanka's praises are now bashing the 35-year-old for what they see as helping to normalize a number of dangerous ideals.