According to Omarosa Manigault Newman, Donald Trump legitimately wants to have sex with his daughter.
No, not Tiffany Trump of course. That would be crazy.
The ex-White House advisor and perpetual reality show villain is instead referring to Ivanka Trump, which... is not as crazy?
In Omarosa's new memoir of her time in the Trump administration, the disgraced former Apprentice contestant writes:
“As long as I’d known Trump, I’d observed the way he hugs, touches, and kisses Ivanka; the way she calls him Daddy.
"In my opinion, based on my observations, their relationship goes right up to the line of appropriate father/daughter behavior and jumps right over it.
"I believe he covets his daughter. It’s uncomfortable to watch them.”
Omarosa, of course, has quite a few crosses to bear with the Commander-in-Chief.
She has bashed him at every turn in her ongoing media blitz, alleging that Trump has dropped the N-Word at times; that he was aware leaked DNC emails were going public two years ago before they actually did; and that he's in mental decline.
Trump, in turn, has slammed Omarosa as a "dog" and a "lowlife."
Yes, this really is what our President is focusing on these days.
However, Omarosa isn't the first person to point out that Trump talks about Ivanka is VERY unusual terms.
Back in 2006, during an appearance on The View, he said: "If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps, I would be dating her. Is that terrible?"
In 2013, when asked by Wendy Williams what he has in common with Ivanka, Trump replied: "Sex."
We're not trying to take a side in this Trump-Omarosa rivalry because both are awful human beings...
... but this is some very strange stuff to be saying about one's own child, is it now?
Omarosa, who was fired from her position as director of communications for the White House Office of Public Liaison in December, adds in her book that in Trump’s Apprentice days:
“It appeared to me that Ivanka had gotten so used to his touching her in ways that made others cringe and either didn’t notice it anymore or purposefully allowed it to happen."
Again, Omarosa is not the first person to comment on the interactions between The Donald and his favorite daughter.
But she is the first famous person to come right out and say the former wants to plow the latter.
In response to Omarosa's book and the endless shade she keeps throwing at the President, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders has said the memoir “is riddled with lies and false accusations."
She has added that “it’s sad that a disgruntled former White House employee is trying to profit off these false attacks."
And also that it's "even worse that the media would now give her a platform, after not taking her seriously when she had only positive things to say about the President during her time in the administration."
Maybe that's because we don't need to trust Omarosa right now since she has tapes?
Maybe it's also because Sanders herself has said she can't guarantee that Trump has never said the N-Word?
We almost forgot, meanwhile:
In a 2003 interview with Howard Stern, Trump said his daughter has “the best body.”
In another interview, Trump gave the radio host the okay to call Ivanka a “piece of ass."
The funniest part of this accusation is that Trump can only address is head on by coming out and specifically denying that he wants to have sex with his own daughter.
Which would just be amazing if it actually happens.
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