Gold-Digging Heather Mills: I’m Not a Gold Digger
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSorry, Kanye West, there’s a certain British female that claims your hit song doesn’t apply to her reportedly selfish ways. …
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Celebrity Look-Alikes, Vol. 14
Reading Time: < 1 minuteActress Cate Blanchett is very fair-skinned, classically beautiful, and almost angelic looking. How ironic, then, that we would compare her …
A Tale of Two Daughters: One Celebrates Birthday, One Wishes to Murder Heather Mills
Reading Time: 2 minutesPaul McCartney has four children. One daughter turned three years old over the weekend. The other wants to kill her …
Look Out British Newspapers, Heather Mills is Coming for You
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe wrath of Heather Mills will soon be felt by a pair of newspapers in Great Britain. No, this doesn’t …
Heather Mills Accuses Paul McCartney of Choke Job
Reading Time: 2 minutesNo, Paul McCartney didn’t miss any key free throws at the end of a basketball game or forget the lyrics …
Meet the Latest Heather Mills Victim
Reading Time: < 1 minuteBen Amigoni must never have heard the song, “Gold Digger,” by Kanye West. How else to explain the fact that …
Hey, Paul McCartney: You’ve Been Heathered!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWe’re sorry to be the ones to inform you, former great member of The Beatles, but you’ve been … Heathered! …
More Nude Heather Mills Could Be On The Way
Reading Time: < 1 minuteStop us if you’ve heard this one before: Heather Mills poses nude and the photos are ogled by the public. …
Heather Mills Compiles Video Diary of Divorce Hullabaloo
Reading Time: 2 minutesAt least it’s not a sex tape. That’s about the only positive spin we can put on the latest Heather …
Step-Father of Heather Mills Says Paul Should Show Her the Money
Reading Time: < 1 minuteOk, so Charles Stapley didn’t continually scream that phrase into a phone and follow it with, “I love black people!” …